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Achan : Kadayil poyi enna vangikondu varu tintumone....Aarkanennu chodichaal ammakanennu paranjaal mathi..
Kadayil poya tintumon karanjondu vannu ennittu
achanod : enna thanilla acha....Enne ayaal theriyum paranju..
Achan : ent pati...?..
Tintumon : enna aarkanennu chodichappo achan paranjha pole ninte ammakkanennu paranju...athinaa....
Tintumon writing Bank Test...
Qn) What is Cyclone..?
Tintumon answers : It is the special Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle..!
Dundumol : Tintu Darling .. simham kaatille aaraa...???.......
Tintumon : simham kaatile pulieyaa mole puley....
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi = goat
Proof : Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
2)Education departmentinte thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….
pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha...?
Tintumon attended biology practical exam..
Examiner : Tell the bird name by seeing leg...
Tintumon : I dont know...
Examiner : you fail. . Whats your name.... ?
Tintumon : See my leg & and then I will tell....!!
Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi....
Tintumon officil ninnum wifine vilichu: Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...??
Wife: Visham....!!...
Tintumon: Njan late aakum...Nee kazhichu kidanno.....
Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...
Tulasiyude Amma: eda njaanivideyullath nee kandilleda....?
Tintumon: sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu....!
History Teacher : what do You knw about Jalian Walah Bag.....
Tintumon : sorry teacher, I use scooby day bag , i think its better than Jalian Wala Bag....
In Courtroom...
Judge : order order..
Tintumon : 2 Parotta,chilly chicken and soft drink..
Judge(angrily) : Shut up..
Tintumon : No no, Thums up...
Achan :ninte exam result vanno..???
Tintumon : vannu..headmashinte mon potty....
Achan : neeyo..??
Tintumon : collectorude monum potty...
Achan : (kopathode)athinu njan ninte kariyamale chodichathu...??
Tintumon : njan maathram pottathirikkan achanaaru AMERICAN Presidento...??
Friend: Aliya, ninte penninu LKG-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu...!
Tintumon: Ethavanada....?
Friend: Atha puthiya pillera..... LKG C yile..... Pedickenda aliya.... Nammude team avide undu...!
Tintumon: BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SASIyodum HORLICS DUNDUvinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
Tools edukkanda, pilleru pedikkum. Ennit vaikeettu spottil avante pencilum rubberum scaleum odick....!
Avide kidannu karayate. Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth