Sunday, May 23, 2010

237 : Dont know to play Cards..?

  

Teacher : Eda Tintu..!!

Tintumon : Entha mashe...?

Teacher : Eda nee alle paranjath ninaku ‘Cheet’ kalikan ariyillanu..?..enitu nee inale kavalelirunnu cheet kalichu 1000 rupa kalanjathu….??

Tintumon : Athalle mashe njan paranjath eniku cheet kalikan ariyilla ennu…

236 : What is Maths

  

Teacher : What is maths...?

Tintumon : Mental Attack To Healthy Students....!!

235 : Driver kelkaatha Bell

  

Urangipoyathu karanam tintuvinu stopil irangan kazhinjilla... 

vandiyeduthappol njettiyeneettu conductorodu iranganam ennu paranju.

conductor : eppolumeppolum belladichal driver choodavum.ninne adutha stopilirakkam.

Tintumon : maamaa, driver kelkkathe adicha mathi.thamasichu chennal amma vazhakku parayum.athu konda…

234 : Cigaret and Misunderstanding

  

Arum kaanathe olichu ninnu cigaret valichu kondu ninna Tintumonodu

Teacher... : entha ithu, ithokke sheriyano Tintumone...?

Tintumon : Teacher pettennangu po..aarelum kandaal nammale thettidharikkum..

233 : Panchaayath Clerk


  

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.

Udhyogasthan : Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?

Tintumon : Undallo..

Udhyogasthan : Sheri, Kinar undo ?

Tintumon : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu. 

232 : Throw a Stone at Dog

  

Mother : why are you late ?
 
Tintumon : a dog chase me
 
Mother : where is the goods that you bought ?

Tintumon : I throw that all to the dog But…. 
 
Mother : why dont you throw a stone to it...?

  
Tintumon : Yes I have thrown a stone….
 
Mother : when ? after that what happen ?

Tintumon : when I throw the stone The dog was Sleeping and then it chased Me…