Saturday, July 24, 2010

411 : Adobe Photoshop Tricks

  

Pinkumol : Da Tintu enikku ente mugathe mugakkuru, karutha paadugal,  kuzhigal, ee irunda niram , ee chulivugal ellam maatanam ….. njan endhu cheyyanam...?

Tintumon : Try Adobe Photoshop…… alladhe rekshayilla...!!

410 : Kiss at a Park

   

Policeman : Parkil irunnano mr oru pennine ketti pidikkunnadhu..?

TintumonNjangalude kalyanam kazhinjadha sir…

Policeman : Ok ennal pinne veetil vachu aayikkoode idhokke…?

Tintumon : Adhu sheriya but ivalude barthavu endhu karudhum sir…?

409 : Breathing problem while walking

  

Tintumon : Doctor speedil odiyal enikk vallatha shwasam mutal varunnu.

Doctor : Enthina speedil odunnath,pathukke nadannal pore...?

Tintumon : Maala potticha shesham pathukke nadakkan pattumo doctor....?

408 : Against Marriage

   

Tintumon Dundumolod : Edee nammude kalyana kaaryam paranjhappol veettukaarck bhayabgara ethirppu..

Dundumol : Veetil aarckaa kooduthal ethirppu....?

Tintumon : Bharyackum Pillerckum...!!

407 : Mobile recharge @ Rs.10

  

Tintumon : 10 rupaku recharge cheyyanam …
 
Kadackaran : 10 rupaku recharge cheytal 7 rupacke talktime kittathullu.
 
Tintumon : Saramilla Bakki 3 rupaku muttayi thannal mathi...!!

406 : Mobile Won from a Race

  

Dundumol : Nice mobile, from where did u buy...?

Tintumon : I won it in a running race

Dundumol : How many persons participated....?

Tintumon : 4: Mobile owner, 2 Policemen and myself...!!

405 : Barile Book

  

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu

 

Achan : Enthinada Baril poye..?

 

Tintumon : Book vanganaa..!

 

Achan : Avideyentha book aano vilikkunathu..?

 

Tintumon : Innale marannu vechathu vangan poyatha...!!

 

404 : Tintumon Vs Ambani

  

Ambani : Ente caril ravile purapettal rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla....!!! 

 

Tintumon : Ingane pishuckan aavaathe oru nalla Car vaangickoode chetta...!!


403 : Surprise to Dad

  

Tintumon : Mummy enikku oru aniyan venam 

 

Mummy : Ninte Dad dubaiyilalle vannittu alochikkam 

 

Tintumon : Venda namuck Dadiku surprise kodukkam...!!

 

402 : Question to Right Person

  

Achan pashuvmayi pogunnathu Tintumon kandu

 

Tintumon : Engotta eee pothineyum kondu...??

Achan : Manda ithu pothalla pashuva....

 
Tintumon : Njan pashuvinoda chodichathu...!!

 

 

401 : DNA Test

  

Achan : Testinu poyittu enthayi....?


Tintumon : Njan thottu Acha...


Achan : Nee ini enne Acha ennu vilikanda...


Tintumon : Ithu class testanu allaathe DNA Testalla...

 

400 : Whats Your Weight..?

  

Doctor : What's your weight...?

 

Tintumon : 55kg with specs...!

 

Doctor : And without specs....?

 

Tintumon : I can't see that Doctor....!