571 : Great Poems

  

 

Kavi Tintumon's new poem about his future child

 

Thazhathu vechal urumparikum,

Thalayil vechal peenarikum,

Baril vittal smelladikum,
Collegil vittalo linadikum...

 

570 : Smart Reply to Police

  

 

Police Inspector : Enthina girl friendine kasera kondu adichathu...?

 

Tintumon : Anneram table eduthu pokkiyittu pongiyilla, athu konda...!!

 

569 : Vicks And Amrthanjan

  

Dundumol : Visc Undo...?

Tintumon : Visc illa..Adurmanjan mathiyo...??

568 : School Marriage

  

 

Tintumon : Enik ini Kalyanam kazhickathe schoolil pokan pattilla.

 

Achan : Athenthada...?

 

Tintumon : Mash paranju, Achanayittallathe ini  Schoolinte padi nee chavitti pokaruthennu...!!

 

567 : Need a Girl like Moon

  

Tintumon to Marriage Brocker : I need a girl like Moon..!!

Brocker : You mean you want a girl with the color of that of Moon...??

Tintumon :  No, I want a Girl who comes at Night and leaves in the morning like Moon...!!

566 : Fourth Law of Motion

   

Fourth law of motion by Tintumon..

With a velocity of 100m/s if we run around a tree we can see our own back...

 

Newton died again in the heaven after hearing this