tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75027182025395646562024-02-29T05:13:07.224+05:30Tintumon JokesA place to laugh and enjoy With smart TintumonJainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.comBlogger818125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-56574253128204742142017-05-12T19:10:00.001+05:302021-08-23T20:03:25.815+05:30818: Manivepralam<p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><b>Rajumon: Manipravalam ennal enthaa?</b></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><b>Tintumon: Manipravalam enthanennu ariyilla... Pakshe Manivepralam njan kandittund</b></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><b>Rajumon: Athentha ee manivepralam...?</b></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;">Tintumon: Nammude maniyashanu mic kittiyaal uranjhu thullunnath kandittille.. Athaanu Manivepralam....</span></b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><b>Rajumon</b><b>: Eth nattubasha maniyashano...?</b>邏</span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><b>Tintumon: Ath thanne... Angerude veettile maathram nattubasha..</b><br />
<b>,,</b><b></b></span></p>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00068730024858214555noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-40532403469050240632017-05-12T02:33:00.001+05:302017-05-12T02:48:34.447+05:30817: Human God's Security<p dir="ltr"><b>Ajumon : Z plus Security for human God in India🎎</b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Tintumon : I think a war is going on between Gods🐯</b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Ajumon : Now whom should we pray to?🐒</b></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Tintumon : Pray to the soldiers to protect our God ,,🤗</b></p>
Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-88944545431716266192014-04-02T16:58:00.000+05:302017-05-12T02:42:40.937+05:30816: Paisa Povo ??<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "lucida grande",tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span>: <span style="color: #38761d;">Customer care alle...?</span></strong></span></span><br />
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Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-40644520638714712062012-08-12T21:43:00.000+05:302012-08-12T21:43:13.999+05:30815 : Reason for Power Grid Failure<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">What is the reason behind the recent Power Grid Failure..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Rajnikant was charging his mobile..Thats why black out in half of India..!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-64204712680326849382012-08-12T21:33:00.000+05:302012-08-12T21:33:15.675+05:30814 : Fantastic<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher </span>: <span style="color: #660000;">You should be fantastic always</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Will I be fantastic always if I drink 'Fanta' everyday..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">What nonsense are you saying..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">If I drink 'Alcohol' I am alcoholic but if I drink 'Fanta' I am not Fantastic..This is utter nonsense...!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-80631082727120937892012-06-17T12:30:00.000+05:302012-06-17T12:30:52.310+05:30813 : Cabera Dance<div style="color: #274e13; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Tintumon went to watch 'Cabera' Dance. When he returned home Mom asked.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Mom</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Did you see there something which should not be seen...??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">Yes</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Mom</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">What...??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">Dad..!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-45423046950973219562012-05-12T20:06:00.000+05:302012-05-12T20:06:48.167+05:30812 : Balakrishna Pillai<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Achan</span> :<span style="color: #274e13;"> Ella vishayathinum pass aayillel ninne njan veetil kettilla</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Achan orumaathiri Balakrishna Pillaye pole samsaarickaruth...!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-56899142525618827502012-04-30T20:39:00.001+05:302012-04-30T20:41:52.210+05:30811 : Kimvadanthi<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0c343d;">Teacher Tintumonod</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">Vaakyathil prayoghikyuka… ‘<span style="color: #990000;">Kimvadanthi</span>’.</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">“Tintumonu ‘<span style="color: #20124d;">Kimvadanthi</span>’ enna vaakku vaakyathil prayoghikyaan ariyilla…”!!</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Ariyathe illa...:)</b></span></h4>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-91353042012656314192012-03-17T20:25:00.000+05:302012-03-17T20:25:31.042+05:30810 : Similarity between Facebook and Jail<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">There is a similarity between Facebook and Jail..!!</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Whats that..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> :<span style="color: #4c1130;"> In both case, people sit, waste time and write on walls...!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-24966736165001949502012-03-17T20:07:00.002+05:302012-03-17T20:08:45.289+05:30809 : Campus Placement<div style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>One day final semester B-tech student Tintumon came home with a girl</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Dad</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Whats this...??</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">My campus placement...!!</span></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Which is the highest mountain..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">I don't know</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher </span>: <span style="color: #38761d;">Then what do you know..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">I know the laziest mountain..!!</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Which is that...?</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Eve-rest..!!!</span></span></b></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-size: small;"><b>Take rest..!!</b></span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-49137556187848469172012-03-07T20:53:00.000+05:302012-03-07T20:53:06.769+05:30807 : Password is Like<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">What is a password..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Passwords are like underwear..!!</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">How..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers..!!</span></span></b></div>
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-77690557393873650882012-03-06T22:51:00.000+05:302012-03-06T22:51:10.665+05:30806 : English Car<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Vellakar India yil adyamayi vannathu eppol..??</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Eth...Ambassadar Caaro...?</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher </span>: <span style="color: #38761d;">Athalla English kar</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Pakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha Aarodum Parayaatha Njan polum
Kelkaatha ‘Pachatheri’ Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju. Kaalam Maari, Koode
Penkuttikalum..!</span></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Rosimol</span> :<span style="color: #38761d;"> Hai..Whats Up..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Petrol Price...!!</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">I could answer 3 questions properly..rest i did not attempt</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Which are those 3..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Name one thing which is effective in India but useless outside India..??</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #4c1130;">Indian Cricket Team..!!</span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #4c1130;">Doctor Tintumon rogiyude kannil marunnu ozhich koduthitt </span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Doctor Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Kannil marunnu ozhichappol chorichil vanno..??</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Patient </span>: <span style="color: #38761d;">Illa..??</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Doctor Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Saramilla...Bill kaanumbhol chorinjhu kerickolum...!!</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #20124d;">Teacher </span>: <span style="color: #660000;">Which animal has the maximum number of teeth...??</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Ravanan..!!</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: #660000;">Dundumol</span> : <span style="color: purple;">Wowww...Yes Dear...:)</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #38761d;">Then stay <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 26px; text-align: left;">9,995,887.6 Miles away from me...:)</span></span></b></span><br />
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<div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">What is the difference between Gandhiji & Anna Hazare..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon </span>: <span style="color: #660000;">Gandhiji fought against the external forces to stop their rule in India and Anna Hazare fought against the internal forces who rule India in S&C model</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">What is S&C Model..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Scams & Corruption Model..!!</span></span></b></div><br />
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<div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Do you know why India is not winning even a single game in England..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Aarumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">No, I dont know</span></span></b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Supporting Anna Hazare. India will not win a single game until the JanLokpal bill is approved..!!</span></span></b></div><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Dad </span>: <span style="color: #274e13;">Why..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> :<span style="color: #660000;"> The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6</span></span></b></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Dad </span>: <span style="color: #274e13;">But thats right</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2</span></span></b></div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Dad</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">Whats the fucking difference</span></span></b></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Thats exactly what i said..!!</span></span></b></div><br />
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<div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Sajjumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">How to understand a Girl..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Its not possible</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #073763;">Sajjumon</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;">Why..??</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1GB file with a 2 kbps speed and when you have downloaded 95% you will get an error message..!!</span></span></b></div><div style="color: #660000;"><br />
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</tbody></table>Jainuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03883801308172295737noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502718202539564656.post-71412916983410465582011-08-17T20:32:00.000+05:302011-08-17T20:32:34.868+05:30794 : How many Indians will be Happy...?? <br />
<div style="color: #660000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">One day the Presidents of three major Political parties of India were traveling in a Helicopter</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"><span style="color: #20124d;">One of them dropped a Rs.100 note and said</span> </span>: <span style="color: #274e13;">I made one poor Indian happy today</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #4c1130;">Second one dropped two Rs. 50 notes and said</span> : <span style="color: #660000;"> I made two poor Indians happy today</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #20124d;">Third one dropped 10 Rs.10 notes and said</span> : <span style="color: #274e13;"> I made ten poor Indians happy today</span></span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #20124d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">After hearing all this the Pilot Tintumon said</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> <span style="color: blue;">Tintumon</span> : <span style="color: #660000;">I shall drop down all three of you and all the 125 Crore Indians will be happy forever..!!</span></span></b></div><br />
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