Tuesday, July 6, 2010

373 : Only Married Men Can Apply

   

Tintumon started a factory

He put notice for recruitment of employees in Newspapers

The heading was

Only Married Men can Apply

One of Tintumon's friends asked him : Why such a condition...?

Tintumon : Married men are so obedient....!!


372: Great Love Messege and Reply

   

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him

“if you are sleeping send me your dreams,

if you are crying send me your tears,

if you are laughing send me your laughter”

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

 

Monday, July 5, 2010

371 : Easy way to find your Wife

   

Tintumon approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket : Sweety, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes.....?

Lady : Why you want to talk to me for that...?

Tintumon : Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.