Showing posts with label Exam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exam. Show all posts

Saturday, May 12, 2012

812 : Balakrishna Pillai

Achan : Ella vishayathinum pass aayillel ninne njan veetil kettilla

Tintumon : Achan orumaathiri Balakrishna Pillaye pole samsaarickaruth...!!

Ha ha ha...

Sunday, March 4, 2012

803 : Exact Answer

Teacher : How was the exam..??

Tintumon : I could answer 3 questions properly..rest i did not attempt

Teacher : Which are those 3..??

Tintumon : Name, Roll Number and Date...!!

Ki ki ki ki

Thursday, July 28, 2011

778 : Duckworth-Lewis Rule

 
Tintumon : Teacher, Ente exam paper nockiyo..??

Teacher : Illa, Innale raathri ath nockaan eduthappol current poyi

Tintumon : Engil pinne Duckworth-Lewis Rule prakaaram jeyippich koode..??

Yea Sure

Monday, July 4, 2011

738 : Love Letter Vs Exam Paper

Aarumon : Whats the difference between Love letter and Exam Paper..??


Tintumon : Love Letter : A thousand thoughts which are so difficult to put into words..!!


Exam Paper : A thousand words to write which we cant even think of..!!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

676 : Cheguvera Vs Tintumon

 
Kollam; Pakshe tholpikkanavilla:- Cheguvera
Padippikkam; Pakshe jayippikanavilla:- Tintumon
  
 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

673 : Letter from UKG to Std I

To


Dundumol


Std: I B


Dear Dundu,


Ente sneham nee thiricharinjilla. Ente Supermante padamulla rubber, DonaldDuck water bottle: ellam potte ente ABCD naaluvara book vare njan thannille. Ennittum nee enne vittu poyi, onnaam classilek. UKG,exam ezhuthan Tintumonte jeevitham iniyum bakki.


Thakarnna hridayathode ennum ennum ninte;


Tintu chettan

UKG-B.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

665 : Poem on Exam


Manam Potti Chirikunna ‘Exam’
Manam Nonthu Karayunna ‘Students’
Ira Thedi Alayunna ‘Question’
Evideyo Kidakunna ‘Answer’

Mahakavi Tintumon ( 5th Class Failed )

 

Saturday, January 15, 2011

583 : The New Story by Tintumon

   

 

Vallappozhum mathram vedapada classil pokunna Tintumon exam-nu ezhuthiya nalla samriyaakkarante upama. 

 

"Orikkal oru samariyakkaran oru vazhiyiloode pokukayyayirunnu, pettennu kure kallanmar ayale aakramichu vetti thundam thundam aakki. Kurachu kashnam vaziyarikil veenu, kurachu nalla nilathu veenu, kurachu mullukalkkidayil veenu, baacki vannathu panthrandu kutta niraye undayirunnu. Athil oru kutta Yoodhas 30 vellikkashinu vittu. Kelkkan cheviyullavan kelkkatte.."

 

Sunday, December 12, 2010

560 : Lava or Vava

 

Teacher : Lava undakunathu engane enna questionu nee enthocke vrithikeda ezhuthi vechirikkunath...?

Tintumon : Athu sheri Lava aayirunno njan karuthi Vava aanennu...!!

 

Sunday, October 3, 2010

511 : When I will feel hurt

  

Tintumon's Sorrow

 

Hundred words from a teacher does not hurt in the exam hall..... 

 

But a true friend's silence make me cry....

 

Sunday, September 26, 2010

499 : Standard Question

  

In maths exam Tintumon got one question.
 
Prove
 
SinX = 6n

Tintumon canceled "n" from both the sides

Then 

Six = 6

hence the proof

and wrote
 
Kurachu standard ulla question vekkadae

Friday, September 24, 2010

491 : Law of equilibrium of Books

  

Tintumon's Law of equilibrium of Books

Every Book continues to be in it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust, until and unless a mid-term 0r final exam arrives...

489 : Kumbhasaaram

   

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam....!

Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone...?

Tintumon : Allacho, Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum thettaa…!

 

Monday, September 13, 2010

476 : Moockilla Raajyath

  

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?

Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?

Ans. Jaladhosham illa...! 

 

Sunday, July 18, 2010

391 : Exact Attitude in Exams

   

After exam

Tintumol : How was your exam?

Tintumon : They gave me questions which I don't know and I gave them answers which they never know

 

Saturday, June 26, 2010

343 : Entrance Result

  

Tintumon's Entrance Result came...

He sent his rank as an SMS to Dundumol...

Dundumol's Reply 

'Nee puthiya Sim eduthodaaa....??'

Friday, May 28, 2010

255 : Interview with SugathaKumari

  

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna Tintumon 

Qn: Prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka ....?

Tintumon inganne ezhuthi….. 

Njan : namasthe teacher...!!.. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu 

Sugathakumari : samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu... 

Njan : sheri teacher....!!

251 : How to Write Answers in Exams..?

  

New Way of writing answers in exams

Tintumon starts to use a new method of writing answers in exams

For all the questions, which he don't know the answer.

he will draw as given below
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and write like this.

'Scratch here 4 Answers'

Friday, April 16, 2010

18 : SSLC

 
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirickunnu....!!!

13 : Bar code

 
Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi

“Scratch gently to read the answer “