773 : Best Solution for Ladies

  

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in the bus, both claiming they came first.

Tintumon : I think the one who is more aged should take the seat

Both looked each other. But seat remained empty.

Tintumon took the seat and traveled happily

So Simple

694 : How to get Balance

 

Bus Conductor : Kambiyil Pidicho, Allenkil Balance Kittilla.

Tintumon : Kambiyil Pidichalum illenkilum balance thannillel thaan vivaram ariyum

 

552 : Bringing Change

  

Teacher : "Change can’t be provided to you every time, You Must Bring the Change” ithu aarude vaakkukal aanu...??

Tintumon : KSRTC Bus Conductor nte...!!!

505 : Lost 100 Rs

   

Teacher : Why are you late..?

Tintumon : There was a man in the bus stop who lost a hundred Rupees note.

Teacher : Oh.  so you were helping him to find it..?
 

Tintumon : No. I was standing over it....!!

 

301 : Great Quotes on Change

   

Change always comes bearing gifts : Price Pritchett

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine : Robert C. Gallagher

It is not necessary to change.  Survival is not mandatory : W. Edwards Deming  

You must bring the Change : Tintumon (Bus Conductor)

235 : Driver kelkaatha Bell

  

Urangipoyathu karanam tintuvinu stopil irangan kazhinjilla... 

vandiyeduthappol njettiyeneettu conductorodu iranganam ennu paranju.

conductor : eppolumeppolum belladichal driver choodavum.ninne adutha stopilirakkam.

Tintumon : maamaa, driver kelkkathe adicha mathi.thamasichu chennal amma vazhakku parayum.athu konda…

213 : Kottarackara Bus

  

Tintumon at a bus stop….

A man asked : Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo....?

Tintumon : Ariyilla... Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu….!!

185 : Narco Test

  

Bussinu kallerinja Tintumone Police pidichu, Tintumon kuttam  sammathikunnilla appol police

Police: Ninakku nale Narco test undu....

Tintumon : Sire angane pettennu paranjal engana njan oru vaha padichitilla....

180 : Death Should be

 

Tintumon : marikkukayanenkil ente appoppane pole urakkathil onnum ariyathe marikkanam...allathe vere chilare pole kaari koovi karanju bahalam vachu marikkaruthu.. 

Tintumol : ara angane kaari koovi marichathu....? 

Tintumon : appoppan odichondirunna busile yathrakkar..!!

103 : Ente Seat

   

Bus-il oral: Ithente seat aanu, njan ivide oru towel  ittirunnu….

Tintumon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…

Bus nintethakumalloooo….

alla pinn....