755 : 7 Wonders of Love

  
Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??


Aarumon : No


Tintumon :
1) Two Girls sitting quite


2)City girl cooking lunch


3)Wife not asking money



4) Girl friend paying bill


5)Girls coming out without makeup


6) wife not going to shopping


7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

698 : Where you can double your money instantly

Tintumon : Where you can double your money instantly..?

Aarumon : Some money chain program..?

Tintumon : But that will not happen instantly

Aarumon : Then no idea dear

Tintumon : Infront of a Mirror..!!

628 : The Successful Man

 

Dundumon : Who is a Successful Man...??

Tintumon : A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...!!

611 : New Element By Tintumon

  

 

Scientist Tintumon invented new element.

Element name : GIRL
 

Symbol : GL
 

Atomic no : 143
 

Found : Everywhere

Physical properties : Boils at any anytime, freeze anybody anytime, melts when handled with love and care, very reactive, highly unstable, attracted towards gold, silver etc…

Uses : Used to destroy boys, Good reducing agent of money...!!!

 

505 : Lost 100 Rs

   

Teacher : Why are you late..?

Tintumon : There was a man in the bus stop who lost a hundred Rupees note.

Teacher : Oh.  so you were helping him to find it..?
 

Tintumon : No. I was standing over it....!!

 

502 : Favourite Book

  

Teacher : All of you should have reading Habit...

Students : Yes teacher..

Teacher : Good, which is your favorite book...?

Aarumon : The tempest

Dundumol : Chemmeen

Tintumon : Dad's cheque book...!!