816: Paisa Povo ??

Tintumon: Customer care alle...?

Girl : Athe

Tintumon: Ente aniyan Tunumon sim card vizhunghi....

Girl: Athinu Njangal enthu venam..??

Tintumon: Avan samsarikunund....Paisa povo...??

 

809 : Campus Placement

One day final semester B-tech student Tintumon came home with a girl

Dad : Whats this...??

Tintumon : My campus placement...!!

Perfect Placement

795 : Understanding a Girl

 

Sajjumon : How to understand a Girl..??

Tintumon : Its not possible

Sajjumon : Why..??

Tintumon : Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1GB file with a 2 kbps speed and when you have downloaded 95% you will get an error message..!!

The Truth

779 : Party Dance

 

In a party. Tintumon went to an average Girl

Tintumon : Are you going to dance..??

Girl : Yes (So happily)

Tintumon : Great, Can I have your chair..??

He he he

774 : Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyaanu

Achan : Nineck 5 kaamukimaar undennu kettallo Tintu, Sheriyaanodaa..??

Tintumon : Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyanachaa..Ethrayere undo athrayum santhosham..!!

So Cool

755 : 7 Wonders of Love

  
Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??


Aarumon : No


Tintumon :
1) Two Girls sitting quite


2)City girl cooking lunch


3)Wife not asking money



4) Girl friend paying bill


5)Girls coming out without makeup


6) wife not going to shopping


7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

750 : Search Engine Faster than Google

  
Aarumon : Is there a search engine which searches faster than Google..??


Tintumon : Yes, A boy's eye


Aarumon : When..??


Tintumon : In searching a beautiful girl from a Crowd..!!

748 : Walking in the Rain

  
One day Tintumon was walking through the Road. Suddenly it started to Rain.


One girl went near to him and told :  Get into my umbrella


Tintumon : No thanks, Its ok Sister. He walked away drenched in the rain


What is the Moral of the Incident..??


Nothing, The girl is not that cute..!!

743 : One Wife or Two Wife

Aarumon : Is it better to have one wife or Two wives...??


Tintumon : Two wives


Aarumon : Why..??


Tintumon : If you marry one Girl she will fight with you but if you marry two girls they will fight each other for You..!!

740 : Who invented High Heels Footware

  
Tintumon : Who invented High Heels Footware..??


Aarumon : I don't know


Tintumon : It was invented by a Short Girl who was bored of getting kissed on her forehead..!!

723 : Monsoon Tips

   

Tintumon : Don't meet girls during 'monsoon'

Aarumon : What will happen..?

Tintumon : They will become 'mom soon'

721 : Sabha: The perfect Lover

  

Aarumon : Ente classile 'Nabha' enna penkuttiku ninne valya ishtamanu

Tintumon : Oho..’Nabha’ ennadhinu pagaram ’Sabha’ ennanu perengil enikithiri ishtam thoniyene

Aarumon : Adhendha ee ’Sabha’ ku ithre prathyegatha..?

Tintumon : 'Sabha’ aanengil idakidakku koodamallo…eppol venamengilum pirichum vidam… !!

701: Truth About Good Girls

Tintumon's findings about Good Girls

1. Good girls are Not good looking.

2. Good looking girls are Not good girls.

3. Good looking & good girls are not single.

4. Good looking, good girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.

5. Good looking, good girls, single without brothers will treat you as her brother. 

 

693 : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?

  

Pinkumol : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?

Tintumon : Boys

Pinkumol : Why boys...?

Tintumon : Because girls never help unknown boys but boys are always ready to help unknown girls..!!

685 : Moral of the Story

Teacher : One day a girl asked her boyfriend

Girl : What will you do if I die..?

Boy : I will live happily for the rest of the life

Next day the girl committed suicide with a note saying 'I will do anything for your happiness'

Teacher : What is the moral of the story..?

Tintumon : Never Joke with brainless girls..!!

679 : How to See Your Lover..??

Dundumol was in love with Tintumon

One Dundumol called Tintumon in Mobile

Dundumol : Do you want to see me now.??

Tintumon : Yes, but how..??

Dundumol : If you close your eyes deeply you can see your Lover

Tintumon closed his eyes deeply and wondered

Because he saw a slideshow for 5 Minutes

638 : ATM Machine

  

Aarumon asks the trainer Tintumon in the gym : I want to impress that beautiful girl , which machine should I use..?
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Trainer Tintumon : Use the ATM Machine

 

626 : Confidence and Over Confidence

  

Aarumon : Whats difference between Confidence and Over Confidence..??

Tintumon : 12 boys planned  to propose a girl..10 boys came with a rose..But one came with a ring - thats confidence...

Aarumon : But what about  the Other One..?

Tintumon : He went to book auditorium for their marriage..Thats Over Confidence...!!

 

 

624 : The Change From LKG to College

  

At LKG

 
Girl : Oru Pencil tharumo..?

 
Tintumon : Podi..njan missinodu paranju kodukkum

 
6th Standard

 
Girl : Oru Pencil tharumo...?

  

Tintumon : Hmm..inna.. 

  

Plus Two

 
Girl : Pencil..?

 
Tintumon : Oh my god..black veno..red veno..blue veno..green veno...atho...???
  

College

  

Girl : ...?
  

Tintumon : Kutti..ninte pen sharikku theliyunnilla ennu thonunnu..inna ente pen edutholoo…!!!

  

 

611 : New Element By Tintumon

  

 

Scientist Tintumon invented new element.

Element name : GIRL
 

Symbol : GL
 

Atomic no : 143
 

Found : Everywhere

Physical properties : Boils at any anytime, freeze anybody anytime, melts when handled with love and care, very reactive, highly unstable, attracted towards gold, silver etc…

Uses : Used to destroy boys, Good reducing agent of money...!!!