792 : Thats Good

 

Tintumon : Hey, I got married

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside...!!

Thats Good

769 : Facebook Marital Status Change

  

Tintumon's wife died. Just after the funeral.

Aarumon : Is there anything left to do..??

Tintumon : Yea, one more thing to do

Aarumon : Whats that..??

Tintumon : Bring my laptop, I have to change my marital status to 'Single'

Single...Mingle

766 : A similar child

  
Tintumon married Rosimol. In First Night


Rosimol : I want a baby exactly like you


Tintumon : Ok, I shall ask my parents to try for it..!!

Oh my God

747 : Complete and Finish

  
Tintumon went for an Interview


Interviewer : What is the difference between 'Complete and Finish'..??


Tintumon : When you marry the right person you are 'Complete' and when you marry the wrong person you are 'Finish'

743 : One Wife or Two Wife

Aarumon : Is it better to have one wife or Two wives...??


Tintumon : Two wives


Aarumon : Why..??


Tintumon : If you marry one Girl she will fight with you but if you marry two girls they will fight each other for You..!!

716 : Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

  

Pinkumol : Endhada ee arranged marriage um love marriage um thammilulla difference..?

Tintumon : Arranged marriage- vangiya sadhanam ishtapettillelum orikkalum thirichu kodukkan patilla..!!

 
Pinkumol : Appol Love marriage..?

Tintumon : Love marriage- upayogichu nokki ishtapettal mathram vangiyal madh..!!

668 : Brian Lara and Lara Dutta

 

Teacher : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated 4 times

  
Tintumon : If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara..!!

 

629 : Marriage and The Ring

 

Aarumon : Whats Marriage..?

Tintumon : Marriage is a three ring circus

Aarumon : How..?

Tintumon : An engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering..!!

626 : Confidence and Over Confidence

  

Aarumon : Whats difference between Confidence and Over Confidence..??

Tintumon : 12 boys planned  to propose a girl..10 boys came with a rose..But one came with a ring - thats confidence...

Aarumon : But what about  the Other One..?

Tintumon : He went to book auditorium for their marriage..Thats Over Confidence...!!

 

 

568 : School Marriage

  

 

Tintumon : Enik ini Kalyanam kazhickathe schoolil pokan pattilla.

 

Achan : Athenthada...?

 

Tintumon : Mash paranju, Achanayittallathe ini  Schoolinte padi nee chavitti pokaruthennu...!!

 

567 : Need a Girl like Moon

  

Tintumon to Marriage Brocker : I need a girl like Moon..!!

Brocker : You mean you want a girl with the color of that of Moon...??

Tintumon :  No, I want a Girl who comes at Night and leaves in the morning like Moon...!!

562 : Pennukaanal

  

 

Brocker Tintumon Checkaneyum kootti pennu kaanaan poyi

Pennu kaandu kazhinjhu Checkan Tintumonodu cheviyil pathucke paranjhu..

 

Checkan : Pennu pora...heightum illa niravum illa...

Tintumon : Nee urakke paranjo, avalku cheviyum kelkillaa..!!!

 

 

555 : Love Proposal At Road

  

Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu : Namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhickano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano...??

 

Girl : Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...??

 

Tintumon : Venda, namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhichittu adi koodi thirichodaam...!! 

536 : Marriage Month

   

Dundumol : What is the best month to get married..?

Tintumon : Octembruarember

Dundumol : Don`t be silly man, there`s no such month.

Tintumon : Exactly..!!

 

527 : Email Marriages and Female

   

Aarumon : Most marriages in US are with EMAIL 

 

Tintumon : Most marriages in INDIA are with FEMALE..!!

 

 

504 : Marriage is like..??

   

Aarumon : Marriage is like a special event

Tintumon : No, Marriage is like a public toilet 

Aarumon : How...?

Tintumon : Those waiting outside are desperate to get in

&

Those inside are desperate to come out.

 

52 : Girl Chase

 

Tintumol : Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.....??

Tintumon : Pattikal car-inu pirake oodunnathu car oodikkanano ....?