792 : Thats Good

 

Tintumon : Hey, I got married

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside...!!

Thats Good

789 : Bharya Olichodi

A newly married Malayalam Film Star nte wife aarude koodeyo olichodi. Adheham Tintumon SI aya police stationil complain koduckaan ethi

Film Star : Ente bhaarya oodippoy Sir

Tintumon : Ninte padamo oodunnilla Bharya engilum onnu oodattedo...!!

Ha ha ha

769 : Facebook Marital Status Change

  

Tintumon's wife died. Just after the funeral.

Aarumon : Is there anything left to do..??

Tintumon : Yea, one more thing to do

Aarumon : Whats that..??

Tintumon : Bring my laptop, I have to change my marital status to 'Single'

Single...Mingle

754 : The Unbelievable Exchange Offer

  
Aarumon : I got a brand new BMW 7 series for my wife


Tintumon : Wow, thats an unbelievable exchange offer..Where is it available..??

743 : One Wife or Two Wife

Aarumon : Is it better to have one wife or Two wives...??


Tintumon : Two wives


Aarumon : Why..??


Tintumon : If you marry one Girl she will fight with you but if you marry two girls they will fight each other for You..!!

686 : What do you like the most in me

 

One day Tintumon's wife asked him : What do you like the most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body..?

Tintumon looked at her from head to toe and told : Your sense of Humour..!!

666 : Encyclopedia for Sale

  

Tintumon put a Board infront of his house

For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia, in very good Condition

Aarumon : Why are you selling it..?

Tintumon : Because i got married recently and my wife knows everything..!!

639 : The Best Singer Wife

  

Wife : Why do you walk out every time i start singing..??

Tintumon : So that neighbours don't think that i am beating you..!!

 

628 : The Successful Man

 

Dundumon : Who is a Successful Man...??

Tintumon : A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...!!

609 : Drakula

  

 

Tintumon's wife gave birth to a Child

Nurse : Urgently need a bottle of Blood

Tintumon : Avalentha Draculaye aano prasaviche..?

 

596 : Aadyathe Kutti

Tintumonte wife pregnant ayi. Avar Doctore kaanaan poyi

Hospitalil vech Doctor Tintumonod : Aadyathe kutti ano..??

Tintumon : Alla, njan ivalude bharthava…!!!

580 : Good News or Bad News

  

 

Gynacolagist Tintumon : Mrs. Taniya good news for you...!!

Taniya : What do you mean by Mrs. Taniya..? I am miss Taniya...!

 

Tintumon : Oh...!! Sorry Miss. Taniya... bad news for you..!!

 

 

575 : Sleeping Pills

  

 

One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband

 

Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him

 

Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?

Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!

 

574 : If Wife was a Newspaper

   

 

Wife : I wish if I was a newspaper,So that I would be in your hands all day...

Husband (Tintumon) : I too wish that you were a newspaper,So that I could have a new one every day...!!

 

573 : Call to Wife From Hell

  

 

Tintumon was having telephone booth at Hell 

A man in Hell asked Tintumon : Can I make a call to my Wife...?

After making the call he asked how much to pay....?

Tintumon : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free....!!

 

 

564 : Why Women Pray for Same Husband in next Life..??

 

Aarumon : Why do Indian women pray to God for the same husband in the next life...?

Tintumon : To ensure that all the efforts taken to train him in this life, do not go in vain...!!

 

545 : Which Hill Station...?

 

Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 

 

519 : Mother's Tear and Wife's Tear

   

 

Teacher : Whats the difference between mother's tear and wife's tear...?

Tintumon : Mother's tear hits your heart and wife's tear hits your pocket...!!

 

481 : Madras Mail or Parasuram

   

Marriage Broker : +2 veno..?..MBA veno..?...Nurse veno..?

Tintumon : Theevandi’kku thala vekkumbo Madras mailano, Parasuramano ennu nokkano chetta...? 

477 : Taj Mahal

  

Dundumol : How much do you love me...?

Tintumon : Yea like SHAJAHAN

Dundumol : Then when will you build TAJMAHAL for me..?

Tintumon : Already purchasd land now Waiting for you to die...