Showing posts with label Husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband. Show all posts

Thursday, July 14, 2011

749 : Honest Man, Wise Man & Husband

  
Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is wrong, He is a..??


Tintumon : Honest Man


TeacherIf a man surrenders when he is not sure, He is a..??


Tintumon : Wise Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders even if he is right, He is a..??


Tintumon : Husband..!!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

739 : The Ultimate Doctor

One day a lady came to consult Dr. Tintumon


LadyMy husband has a the problem of talking a lot in sleep what should I do...??


Dr. Tintumon : Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake....!!


Friday, June 10, 2011

692 : White sari & Black Sari


Two ladies we talking; one was wearing a black sari and the other a white sari

Tintumon : Why are you wearing White and Black saries..?

Black sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely black thats why

White sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely white thats why

Tintumon : Ningalude bharthaackanmaarude mudi mothamayi kozhinjhu kazhiyumbhol enne kaanaan varane..Please..!!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

689 : The Luckiest Husband in the World

  
Dundumon : Who is the luckiest husband in the World..?

Tintumon : Kanimozhi's Husband

Dundumon : Why..?

Tintumon : 214 Crores in the Bank and Wife in the Jail...!!


Sunday, December 19, 2010

575 : Sleeping Pills

  

 

One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband

 

Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him

 

Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.


Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?


Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!

 

574 : If Wife was a Newspaper

   

 

Wife : I wish if I was a newspaper,So that I would be in your hands all day...


Husband (Tintumon) : I too wish that you were a newspaper,So that I could have a new one every day...!!