797 : Reason Why India is not Winning even a Single Game in England

  

Tintumon : Do you know why India is not winning even a single game in England..??

Aarumon : No, I dont know

Tintumon : Supporting Anna Hazare. India will not win a single game until the JanLokpal bill is approved..!!

Ha ha ha

795 : Understanding a Girl

 

Sajjumon : How to understand a Girl..??

Tintumon : Its not possible

Sajjumon : Why..??

Tintumon : Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1GB file with a 2 kbps speed and when you have downloaded 95% you will get an error message..!!

The Truth

794 : How many Indians will be Happy...??

 

One day the Presidents of three major Political parties of India were traveling in a Helicopter

One of them dropped a Rs.100 note and said : I made one poor Indian happy today

Second one dropped two Rs. 50 notes and said : I made two poor Indians happy today

Third one dropped 10 Rs.10 notes and said : I made ten poor Indians happy today

After hearing all this the Pilot Tintumon said

Tintumon : I shall drop down all three of you and all the 125 Crore Indians will be happy forever..!!

The cheaters

793 : Meaning of ABCDEFG and GFEDCBA

 

Sajjumon : Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG..??

Tintumon : No

Sajjumon : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Tintumon : Do you know the meaning of its reversal, GFEDCBA..??

Sajjumon : No

Tintumon : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again..!!

Hows it..??

791 : Where is India's Capital

Teacher : Where is India's Capital..?

Tintumon : In Switzerland

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : Especially in Swiss Banks..!!

Thats True

788 : Gandhiji or Nehruji

  

Tintumon : I am really confused now..??

Aarumon : What happened..??

Tintumon : Nehru told 'Laziness is the biggest enemy' and Gandhiji told to 'Love your enemies'

Aarumon : So

Tintumon : Whom i should obey...?? Bapu ko ya Chacha ko..??

Real Confusion..!!

785 : Law of Tension

 

Tintumon's Law of Tension

Tension is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exams where 'Naale Padickaam' remains constant

Naale Padickano..??

784 : Whats is Love

  

Aarumon : What is Love..??

Tintumon : Etho oruthan kettan pokunna penninu ice cream, chochlates, sweets, churidhar, watch, chappal thudangiyava ellam gift koduth, dummy figure aayirunnavale super figure aacki aarcko kettichu koduckunna maha sambhavam aanu 'Love'

The truth behind Love

783 : Ms. Hina Rabbani Khar Pakistan External Affairs Minister

 

Tintumon : Pakistan External Affairs Minister Ms. Hina Rabbani Khar visited India last week

Aarumon : Yea, I heard

Tintumon : Who was the saddest man in India when she visited India..??

Aarumon : I don't know

Tintumon : Shashi Tharoor..!!

So lovely Minister

777 : Who found Romance and Love

  

Aarumon : Who found Romance and Love..??

Tintumon : I think Chinese found it

Aarumon : Why..??

Tintumon : There is no Guarantee, if it works ok otherwise gone..!!

Another Truth

770 : Sign Board for Keep Silence

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for conveying the message to keep the mobile phones in silent mode for a conference room.

Tintumon wrote like this.

Please keep your Mobile Phones in 'Manmohan Singh Mode'

Pin Drop Silence

765 : Maths Definition

 

Aarumon : Whats the definition of Maths..??

Tintumon : Maths is the act of searching a black cat which doesn't have eyes in a dark room..!!

Real Definition

763 : Save Petrol

 

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board on the topic 'Save Petrol'

Tintumon wrote this way

'Avoid Girlfriends it saves 90% of petrol'

The Truth

761 : Gravitational Pull

  

In Physics Class. Tintumon was sleeping and his head was going down

Teacher : Whats this Tintu..??

Tintumon : Gravitational Pull Miss..!!

The Ultimate answer

758 : Why to Learn..New Theory

  

Aarumon  : Is it necessary to learn..??

Tintumon : The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why Learn..??

Why to learn...??

757 : Shastram Thottu

Aarumon : 12 kollam munpu Bondakku 50 paisa, mobile callinu 5 roopa.. ippo callinu 50 paisa bondakku 5 roopa..!!

   

Tintumon : Churukkathil paranjhaal Shasthram thottu, Bonda jayichu..!!

755 : 7 Wonders of Love

  
Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??


Aarumon : No


Tintumon :
1) Two Girls sitting quite


2)City girl cooking lunch


3)Wife not asking money



4) Girl friend paying bill


5)Girls coming out without makeup


6) wife not going to shopping


7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

750 : Search Engine Faster than Google

  
Aarumon : Is there a search engine which searches faster than Google..??


Tintumon : Yes, A boy's eye


Aarumon : When..??


Tintumon : In searching a beautiful girl from a Crowd..!!

749 : Honest Man, Wise Man & Husband

  
Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is wrong, He is a..??


Tintumon : Honest Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is not sure, He is a..??


Tintumon : Wise Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders even if he is right, He is a..??


Tintumon : Husband..!!

747 : Complete and Finish

  
Tintumon went for an Interview


Interviewer : What is the difference between 'Complete and Finish'..??


Tintumon : When you marry the right person you are 'Complete' and when you marry the wrong person you are 'Finish'