794 : How many Indians will be Happy...??

 

One day the Presidents of three major Political parties of India were traveling in a Helicopter

One of them dropped a Rs.100 note and said : I made one poor Indian happy today

Second one dropped two Rs. 50 notes and said : I made two poor Indians happy today

Third one dropped 10 Rs.10 notes and said : I made ten poor Indians happy today

After hearing all this the Pilot Tintumon said

Tintumon : I shall drop down all three of you and all the 125 Crore Indians will be happy forever..!!

The cheaters

779 : Party Dance

 

In a party. Tintumon went to an average Girl

Tintumon : Are you going to dance..??

Girl : Yes (So happily)

Tintumon : Great, Can I have your chair..??

He he he

54 : Karunakarante ICU

 
ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ന്യൂസ്‌ പേപ്പര്‍ വായിക്കുകയായിരുന്നു.
പേപ്പറില്‍ ഒരു ന്യൂസ്‌ കണ്ടു. കെ .കരുണാകരന്‍ ICU-വില്‍.

ഇത് വായിച്ചാ ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : പടച്ചോനെ….!! ഇയാള് പിന്നേം പാര്‍ട്ടി മാറിയോ..??