796 : Thats exactly what I said

Tintumon returns home from school early and says Teacher send me out of the class

Dad : Why..??

Tintumon : The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6

Dad : But thats right

Tintumon : Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2

Dad : Whats the fucking difference

Tintumon : Thats exactly what i said..!!

Ha ha ha

752 : Thettu Koodaathe Ettu Parayuka

  
Teacher : Marachuvattil avar kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi


Tintumon : Marichavaatil avar Kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi..!!

713 : Trip to Mysoor

  
Teacher : Ningalk evideck tour pokananu ishtam..?



Tintumon : Mysoor


Teacher : Why Mysoor..?


Tintumon : Kazhinja kollam Sharada teacher kokkayil veenu marichath avide vechanu..!!
 

673 : Letter from UKG to Std I

To


Dundumol


Std: I B


Dear Dundu,


Ente sneham nee thiricharinjilla. Ente Supermante padamulla rubber, DonaldDuck water bottle: ellam potte ente ABCD naaluvara book vare njan thannille. Ennittum nee enne vittu poyi, onnaam classilek. UKG,exam ezhuthan Tintumonte jeevitham iniyum bakki.


Thakarnna hridayathode ennum ennum ninte;


Tintu chettan

UKG-B.

624 : The Change From LKG to College

  

At LKG

 
Girl : Oru Pencil tharumo..?

 
Tintumon : Podi..njan missinodu paranju kodukkum

 
6th Standard

 
Girl : Oru Pencil tharumo...?

  

Tintumon : Hmm..inna.. 

  

Plus Two

 
Girl : Pencil..?

 
Tintumon : Oh my god..black veno..red veno..blue veno..green veno...atho...???
  

College

  

Girl : ...?
  

Tintumon : Kutti..ninte pen sharikku theliyunnilla ennu thonunnu..inna ente pen edutholoo…!!!

  

 

618 : First Call

  

Teacher : Aarkengilum onninu poganam ennu thoniyal dhe enne nokki aa choondu viral pondhichu kaanichal madhi

Tintumon : Angane kaanichal aa thonal theerumo teacher…??

 

598 : Rooster's Alarm Time

  

 

Teacher : Kozhi koovunath eppol...?

a) Morning

b) Noon

c) Evening

 

d) Night

Tintumon : Ithonumalla Teacher ”MUNSHIK Shesham”

 

588 : Children's Prayer

  

Teacher : Ningal ennum Praarthickarundo..??

Students : Yes..No...Yes...No..No..Yes

Teacher : Ennum praarthickanam.. Kuttickal praarthichaal daivam vegam kelckum..

Tintumon : Ath sheriyalla Teacher

Teacher : Athenthaa...?

Tintumon : Sheriyaayirunnel Teacher enne Tipper idich thatti poyene...!!

572 : Urackaathinidayile Nadatham

  

 

Padippikkunathinidayil Classil ninnum irangi pokunna Dundu mole kanda Teacher...

Teacher : Class eduthu kondirikkunathinidayil nee evide pokunnedi..?

Tintumon : Avalkku Urakathil ezhunettu nadakkunna swabhavam undu teacher..!!

 

 

571 : Great Poems

  

 

Kavi Tintumon's new poem about his future child

 

Thazhathu vechal urumparikum,

Thalayil vechal peenarikum,

Baril vittal smelladikum,
Collegil vittalo linadikum...

 

568 : School Marriage

  

 

Tintumon : Enik ini Kalyanam kazhickathe schoolil pokan pattilla.

 

Achan : Athenthada...?

 

Tintumon : Mash paranju, Achanayittallathe ini  Schoolinte padi nee chavitti pokaruthennu...!!

 

565 : Advatage of having Lover in the Same...?

 

Tintumon : It was great agvantage to have a lover in the same class...?

Dundumon : How...?

Tintumon : 100% Attendance...!!

560 : Lava or Vava

 

Teacher : Lava undakunathu engane enna questionu nee enthocke vrithikeda ezhuthi vechirikkunath...?

Tintumon : Athu sheri Lava aayirunno njan karuthi Vava aanennu...!!

 

557 : Cheruppinadi

   

Dundumon Teacherodu : Ee Tintu enne cheruppinadichu.

Teacher : Tintu ne enthina avane cherupinadichathu...??

Tintumon : Athu avan chodichu vangiya adiyanu.

Teacher : Chodichu vangiyatho...?

Tintumon : Athe,cheli chavittiya cheruppumayi classil keraruthennu avan paranju.. njan ente cherupil cheli ellannum paranju... appol avan thanneya “cheruppinadi” kanatte ennu paranjathu..

Njan koduckukayum cheythu..!!

 

552 : Bringing Change

  

Teacher : "Change can’t be provided to you every time, You Must Bring the Change” ithu aarude vaakkukal aanu...??

Tintumon : KSRTC Bus Conductor nte...!!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle

   

 

English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!

 

Students : Yes teacher

 

Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!

 

534 : History and Future

  

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Tintumon : Please teacher, I don’t want to study history.

Teacher : Why...?

Tintumon : There is no future in it..!!

532 : Successful Woman

    

 

Teacher : "Behind every successful man there is a woman"... What we learn from this...?

 

Tintumon : We should stop wasting time in studies and should search for a woman..!!

 

530 : Progress Card

Teacher : NIngalil arkeankeangilum abhinayikan ariyamo..??

Tintumon : Enickariyam teacher..

Teacher : Aatte, eppozhengilum achanayi abhinayichitundo...??

Tintumon : Uvvu teacher, Progress card kail kittumbozhoke..!!

524 : Avagadro's Number

  

 

Teacher : How do you find Avagadro's Number....??

Tintumon : Menu > Contacts > Avagadro.... !!!!