Tintumon Jokes: Wisdom

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Monday, August 8, 2011

791 : Where is India's Capital

Teacher : Where is India's Capital..?

Tintumon : In Switzerland

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : Especially in Swiss Banks..!!

Thats True

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

773 : Best Solution for Ladies

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in the bus, both claiming they came first.

Tintumon : I think the one who is more aged should take the seat

Both looked each other. But seat remained empty.

Tintumon took the seat and traveled happily

So Simple

771 : Kanjhi Kudickaan

Pichackaran : Kanjhi kudickaan vallathum tharane

Tintumon : Spoon Mathiyo..??

Here is Spoon & Fork

Saturday, July 23, 2011

758 : Why to Learn..New Theory

Aarumon : Is it necessary to learn..??

Tintumon : The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why Learn..??

Why to learn...??

Thursday, July 14, 2011

750 : Search Engine Faster than Google

Aarumon : Is there a search engine which searches faster than Google..??

Tintumon : Yes, A boy's eye

Aarumon : When..??

Tintumon : In searching a beautiful girl from a Crowd..!!

746 : How to use the Word Friendship

Aarumon : How the Word Friendship is being used..??

Tintumon : Boys use the Word Friendship to start Love and Girls use it to end Love..!!

Aarumon : When you have done something wrong and you are in trouble, where will you go for a Sound Advice..??

Tintumon : Go to my parents

Aarumon : Are you sure..??

Tintumon : Yea, you will get 99% sound and 1% Advice..!!

744 : Richimon And

Tintumonte Classileck oru puthiya student vannu 'Richimon'

Tintumon : Eda ninackenthaa Richimon ennu perittath..??

Richimon : Njan Jenichappo ente parents Rich aayi athu kondaa Richimon ennu perittath

Tintumon : Nee jenichappo ninte parents 'Poor' aavaathirunnath nannaayi..!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

743 : One Wife or Two Wife

Aarumon : Is it better to have one wife or Two wives...??

Tintumon : Two wives

Aarumon : Why..??

Tintumon : If you marry one Girl she will fight with you but if you marry two girls they will fight each other for You..!!

Monday, July 4, 2011

738 : Love Letter Vs Exam Paper

Aarumon : Whats the difference between Love letter and Exam Paper..??

Tintumon : Love Letter : A thousand thoughts which are so difficult to put into words..!!

Exam Paper : A thousand words to write which we cant even think of..!!

Thursday, June 30, 2011

734 : Fastest modes of Communication

Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??

Pinkumol : E-mail

Teacher : Right, the second one..??

Tintumon : Female..!!

731 : Black & White TV

In Physics Class

Tintumon : I have a doubt..??

Teacher : Ask

Tintumon : Is 'Black' a color..??

Teacher : Yes

Tintumon : Is 'White' a color..??

Teacher : Yes

Tintumon : Then Why a Black & White TV is not a color TV..??

Teacher : .......................................

728 : Which is the Best Career

Dundumon : Which is the Best Career..?

Tintumon : Sanyasam

Dundumon : How..?

Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be

Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores