813 : Cabera Dance

Tintumon went to watch 'Cabera' Dance. When he returned home Mom asked.

Mom : Did you see there something which should not be seen...??

Tintumon : Yes

Mom : What...??

Tintumon : Dad..!!

Ohhhhh

809 : Campus Placement

One day final semester B-tech student Tintumon came home with a girl

Dad : Whats this...??

Tintumon : My campus placement...!!

Perfect Placement

796 : Thats exactly what I said

Tintumon returns home from school early and says Teacher send me out of the class

Dad : Why..??

Tintumon : The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6

Dad : But thats right

Tintumon : Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2

Dad : Whats the fucking difference

Tintumon : Thats exactly what i said..!!

Ha ha ha

762 : Alcohol Kills Slowly

  

One day Tintumon drunk a lot. When he reached home

Dad : Tintu, Don't drink Alcohol

Tintumon : Why..??

Dad : Alcohol Kills Slowly

Tintumon : So what..?? Who is in a hurry..!!

What to say now..??

590 : Letter from MD

  

Tintumon : Dad, You have a letter by post

Dad : Open and read it

Tintumon : He has praised you a lot in this Dad

Dad : What is written, read it loudly

Tintumon : "Thanks for your support in last year, with your help we have achieved our sales targets. Please continue your wonderful support....”

Mom : Wow, super. Who has sent it..?

Tintumon : M.D

Dad : There is a chance for a Promotion with increment

Mom : Love you dear, Umma...!!

Tintumon : Let me complete; its M.D, Beverage Corperation, Kerala…..!!

 

469 : Dadi Ennu Vilichal

  

Teacher : Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath..?

Tintumon : Dadi

Teacher : Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno...?

Tintumon : Achane “Da” Ennum...Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!

437 : Fevistick or Lipstick

   

Dad : Why is your sister sitting silent..?
 

Tintumon : Nothing. She asked me for lipstick. I gave her Fevistick...!!! 

 

417 : Dreaming Coincidence

  

Pinkumol : Last night I saw a dream that you sending me jewellery and clothes...! 

Tintumon : Yea, I saw your Dad paying the bill too..!!!

403 : Surprise to Dad

  

Tintumon : Mummy enikku oru aniyan venam 

 

Mummy : Ninte Dad dubaiyilalle vannittu alochikkam 

 

Tintumon : Venda namuck Dadiku surprise kodukkam...!!

 

382 : Tintumon's Desire

   

Dad : Ninakku padichu aarayi theerana aagraham....?

Tintumon : Mayavi kadhayile Raju…!!

Dad : What....Why..... ?

Tintumon : Adhavumbol schoolilum poganda, paniyum educkandaa, Radhaye free aayi kittukayum cheyyum

 

337 : Horlicks

   

Tintumon was crying.....

Dad : Enthinaadaa karayunne..?...I'm also your friend..tell me why...??

Tintumon : Aliyaa..kurach Horlicks chodhichappo ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa....

253 : How to settle a Police Dad

  

Police Constable to his son, Tintumon : Stupid, why did you get very low marks in your last exam.....?

Tintumon : Keep this 100 rupees & leave the matter...!

224 : Heart Attack

  

Teacher :If your Dad earned Rs 1 lakh and gave half to your mother, then what will she get?

Tintumon : She will get a HEART ATTACK....

217 : Successful in Bed

  

Tintumon sends a telegram to his girlfriend’s father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:

“uncle, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

120 : Sleep with Dad

  

Teacher: Tell a sentence which you did yesterday...?

Tintumon : "I sleep with Dad last Night"

Teacher corrected: "No.. I slept with Dad last Night"

Tintumon : "Oh.... apo njan urangi kazhinjhittayirikkum Teacher vannath.."

21 : PTA Meeting

 

Tintumon : Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..

Dad : What do you mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?

Tintumon : Ya, just You, me & Principal

11 : GF broke up

 

Tintumon : My girl friend broke up with me and sent me picture of her with her new boy friend...
 

Friend : Really bad....  what did u do..!!!

Tintumon : I sent them to her Dad..!!