335 : National Survey

     

National surveyude bhaagamaayi Surveyor Tintumonte veetil ethi..

Appol Tintumon mathre veetil undaayirunnullu...

Surveyor :  Entha peru....?

Tintumon : Tintu...

Surveyor : Veetil ethra perundu....? 

Tintumon : veettil 4 perundu...Tintumon,Tintukuttan, Themmadi and Thallukolli...

321 : Exact Maths Exam

   

After exam

Tuttumon : Da....Tintu ninack innu ethu exam aayirunn....??

Tintumon : maths exam aanennu thonunnu…!

Tuttumon : adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…??...!!

Tintumon : ezhuthi pakshe..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavaanaa chance....

315 : Ichayante Parambhile Thenga

  

Vikari Achan Tintumonodu : Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano Tintu………?

Tintumon : Ariyilla...!....Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!

306 : Panjasara Chertha Chaya

  

Malayalam classil

Teacher : Panjasara enna vaaku vaakyathil prayogichu aarenkilum oru vaachakam parayu...

Tintumon : njaan innu raavile oru glass chaaya kudichu...!!

Teacher : ithil panjasaara enna vaaku illallo...!!!...??

Tintumon : panjasara chaayayil cherthitundaayirunnu Teacher…!!

293 : ESPN : Asianet : HBO : Cartoon Network

  

The maths teacher saw that Tintumon wasn’t paying attention in class...

Teacher : Tintu... ! what are 4, 12, 18 and 24....?

Tintumon : ESPN, Asianet, HBO and the Cartoon Network....!

292 : Jana Gana Mana

  

Teacher : Ningalck eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu..?

Tintumon : Jana gana mana…

Teacher : athentha....?

Tintumon : athu padiyal school vidum....!

272 : How Much Time Needed to Read a 500 Page Book...?

  

Teacher : 500 page ulla book ethra divasam kondu vayichu theerkkam...?

Tintumon : Pareeksha naleyanenkil oru divasam kondu allenkil ethra divasam kazhinjano pareeksha, athrayum divasam kondu....!!

255 : Interview with SugathaKumari

  

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna Tintumon 

Qn: Prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka ....?

Tintumon inganne ezhuthi….. 

Njan : namasthe teacher...!!.. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu 

Sugathakumari : samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu... 

Njan : sheri teacher....!!

244 : Progress Report

  

Teacher : Eda Tintu.. Da Ninte Progress Report.. mothom MOTTAYA… oru vandi vilichh veetttil ethichoo…!!

Tintumon : Sheri…. Athil teacher “HANDLE WITH CARE” ennu koodi ezuthikkoo…. Illel Achan chilappo eduthu eriyumm……!!

237 : Dont know to play Cards..?

  

Teacher : Eda Tintu..!!

Tintumon : Entha mashe...?

Teacher : Eda nee alle paranjath ninaku ‘Cheet’ kalikan ariyillanu..?..enitu nee inale kavalelirunnu cheet kalichu 1000 rupa kalanjathu….??

Tintumon : Athalle mashe njan paranjath eniku cheet kalikan ariyilla ennu…

227 : Horse and Donkey

  

British : Why You Indians are in different colors...?...Look we are All White...!

Tintumon : Horses are in different colors, But Donkeys are all the same...

226 : Great Inventions

  

American : We Invented Cellphone.

Japanese : We Invented SIM Card.

Tintumon : Indians Invented Missed Call.!

Be a PROUD INDIAN

224 : Heart Attack

  

Teacher :If your Dad earned Rs 1 lakh and gave half to your mother, then what will she get?

Tintumon : She will get a HEART ATTACK....

218 : After 10 what...?

  

The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three...?”

“Four,” answers Tintumon.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers Tintumon.

“Very good,” says the teacher.

“Your father did a very fine job.What comes after ten....?”

“A jack,” answers Tintumon.

217 : Successful in Bed

  

Tintumon sends a telegram to his girlfriend’s father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:

“uncle, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

210 : Think like Tintumon

  

Tintumon is thinking.

padikano....?

kulikano.....?

chorunnano....?

atho urangano...?

At last he decided to toss a coin 

if head-go to sleep

if tail-eat dinner

coin nere ninnal kulikaam

coin aakashathil ninnal padikaam..

208 : Match Box Test

  

Achan : enthu theeppetti anu nee kondu vannath. onnupolum kathunnillallo...!!

Tintumon : Ey, njan ellam check cheythu nokkiyathalle, ellam kathunnundayirunnu…!!!!!

204 : Aaropanam

  

Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Aaropanam"

Tintumon's Answer 

Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

203 : Azhimathi

  

Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Azhimathi"

Tintumon's Answer 

Veedu panithappol sit outil janal mathiyennnu Achan paranjappo Amma paranju venda AZHIMATHI..

202 : Ettum Pottum

   

Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Ettum Pottum"

Tintumon's Answer 

8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum...!