801 : Chorichil

Doctor Tintumon rogiyude kannil marunnu ozhich koduthitt

Doctor Tintumon : Kannil marunnu ozhichappol chorichil vanno..??

Patient : Illa..??

Doctor Tintumon : Saramilla...Bill kaanumbhol chorinjhu kerickolum...!!

Sure

776 : Difference Between Doctor and Lawyer

  

Aarumon : Whats the difference between a Doctor and a Lawyer..??

Tintumon : For the mistakes of a Doctor a person is buried 6 feet below but for the mistakes of a Lawyer the person is hanged 6 feet above..!!

Thats True

739 : The Ultimate Doctor

One day a lady came to consult Dr. Tintumon


Lady : My husband has a the problem of talking a lot in sleep what should I do...??


Dr. Tintumon : Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake....!!

728 : Which is the Best Career

  
Dundumon : Which is the Best Career..?

Tintumon : Sanyasam

Dundumon : How..?

Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be

Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores

648 : Appendicitis

 

Doctor : Have You Ever Had Trouble With Appendicitis..?

Tintumon : Yes…!

Doctor : When …?
 

Tintumon : Whenever I Try To Spell It …!!

 

636 : Kidney Failure

  

Tintumon Hospitalil Doctore kaanaan poyi. Doctor checked him and told

Doctor : Kidney failure aayi

Tintumon kure neram karanjhu..ennittu doctorodu chodhichu

Ethra markinaa thottath...??

608 : Not getting Fit

  

 

Tintumon : Doctor njan ethra vellam adichalum fit aakunnilla

Doctor : Kalla panni, nee ippo full fitta njan Doctor alla ninte Thanthayada..!

 

600 : Lost Key

  

 

Tintumon : Doctor ente anyian key vizhungi..

Doctor : Eppo..??

 

Tintumon : 3 masam munp

Doctor : Ennittu ithu vare ningal enthu cheyyarunnu..??

 

Tintumon : Ente kayil duplicate undayirunnu....ippo athum poyi.

 

596 : Aadyathe Kutti

Tintumonte wife pregnant ayi. Avar Doctore kaanaan poyi

Hospitalil vech Doctor Tintumonod : Aadyathe kutti ano..??

Tintumon : Alla, njan ivalude bharthava…!!!

580 : Good News or Bad News

  

 

Gynacolagist Tintumon : Mrs. Taniya good news for you...!!

Taniya : What do you mean by Mrs. Taniya..? I am miss Taniya...!

 

Tintumon : Oh...!! Sorry Miss. Taniya... bad news for you..!!

 

 

575 : Sleeping Pills

  

 

One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband

 

Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him

 

Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?

Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!

 

545 : Which Hill Station...?

 

Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 

 

533 : Latest Disease

    

 

Tintumon Doctorude aduth

Tintumon : Doctor njan raavile 7 manick onninu povum

Doctor : Athinentha..?

Tintumon : Njan 8 manick randinu povum

Doctor : Ath ellavarum cheyyunnathalle..?

Tintumon : But, njan 9 manika eneeckunne…!!

 

 

518 : Time to see women

  

 

Doctor : Nee entha divasavum ravile clinicinte veliyil vannu ladies-ne vayil nokki nilkunnathu...?

Tintumon : Sir thanne alle purathu board vachirickunnathu… Sthreekale nokkanulla samayam 9 AM to 11 AM ennu...!!

 

 

473 : Sooji illatha Injection

  

 

Doctor : Nee budhi ullavanano..?

Tintumon : Yes...

Doctor : Engil ninne pallillatha naya kadichal enthu cheyyum..?

Tintumon : Sooji illathe injection edukkum..!!!

 

 

409 : Breathing problem while walking

  

Tintumon : Doctor speedil odiyal enikk vallatha shwasam mutal varunnu.

Doctor : Enthina speedil odunnath,pathukke nadannal pore...?

Tintumon : Maala potticha shesham pathukke nadakkan pattumo doctor....?

400 : Whats Your Weight..?

  

Doctor : What's your weight...?

 

Tintumon : 55kg with specs...!

 

Doctor : And without specs....?

 

Tintumon : I can't see that Doctor....!

 

 

248 : Vibration with Fever

  

Tintumon’s father fell ill and was shivering with cold 

Doctor came and asked : what happened...?

Tintumon : Enthu patti ennariyilla, but raavile muthal bhayankara vibration und

112 : Plastic Surgery

  

Tintumon: Doctore, ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….athonnu sheriyaackaan enthaa cheyyande...?

Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??

Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugery specialist alle....?

93 : Doctor

   

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya Tintumonodu

Doctor: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
 

Tintumon: thengennu onnu veenu kittende doctor....!!