Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

656 : Drive Carefully, Great Ad


Tintumon was working in an Advertising Agency

One day his boss asked him to find a quote for 'Drive carefully'

Tintumon wrote like this

Hospital ceilings are boring to look at, Drive carefully

Thursday, March 31, 2011

648 : Appendicitis

 
Doctor : Have You Ever Had Trouble With Appendicitis..?
Tintumon : Yes…!

Doctor : When …?
 
Tintumon : Whenever I Try To Spell It …!!
 

Sunday, March 27, 2011

636 : Kidney Failure

  
Tintumon Hospitalil Doctore kaanaan poyi. Doctor checked him and told

Doctor : Kidney failure aayi

Tintumon kure neram karanjhu..ennittu doctorodu chodhichu

Ethra markinaa thottath...??

Sunday, February 20, 2011

609 : Drakula

  
 
Tintumon's wife gave birth to a Child

Nurse : Urgently need a bottle of Blood

Tintumon : Avalentha Draculaye aano prasaviche..?
 

Sunday, February 13, 2011

596 : Aadyathe Kutti



Tintumonte wife pregnant ayi. Avar Doctore kaanaan poyi

Hospitalil vech Doctor Tintumonod : Aadyathe kutti ano..??

Tintumon : Alla, njan ivalude bharthava…!!!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

580 : Good News or Bad News

  

 

Gynacolagist Tintumon : Mrs. Taniya good news for you...!!


Taniya : What do you mean by Mrs. Taniya..? I am miss Taniya...!

 

Tintumon : Oh...!! Sorry Miss. Taniya... bad news for you..!!

 

 

Saturday, September 25, 2010

495 : Wanna be Doctor Because

   

Teacher : What do you want to become...?

Tintumon : Doctor

Teacher : Good, tell me why did you select this profession...?

Tintumon : Because it is the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her dress and ask her husband to pay for it…!!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

354 : Delivery in 6th Month

  

Patient : Doctor vivaaham kazhinju aaraam maasam ente bharya prasavichu....Enthanu Doctor kaaranam..?

Dr: Tintumon : Thangalude bharya vivaha parisheelana coursil pankeduthath kondaayirickum....saramilla..ini ingane undaavilla....


Saturday, June 26, 2010

347 : Vacancy for Night Watchman

 

Patient : Doctor, I am not at all able to sleep at night...what to do...?

Dr. Tintumon : Dont worry...here is a vacancy for night watchman....come and join Tomorrow...