815 : Reason for Power Grid Failure

Teacher : What is the reason behind the recent Power Grid Failure..??

Tintumon : Rajnikant was charging his mobile..Thats why black out in half of India..!!

Ohhhhhh...

814 : Fantastic

Teacher : You should be fantastic always

Tintumon : Will I be fantastic always if I drink 'Fanta' everyday..??

Teacher : What nonsense are you saying..??

Tintumon : If I drink 'Alcohol' I am alcoholic but if I drink 'Fanta' I am not Fantastic..This is utter nonsense...!!

Right...

811 : Kimvadanthi

  

Teacher Tintumonod : Vaakyathil prayoghikyuka… ‘Kimvadanthi’.

Tintumon : “Tintumonu ‘Kimvadanthi’ enna vaakku vaakyathil prayoghikyaan ariyilla…”!!

Ariyathe illa...:)

808 : Laziest Mountain

Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..??

Tintumon : I don't know

Teacher : Then what do you know..??

Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!!

Teacher : Which is that...?

Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!

Take rest..!!

806 : English Car

Teacher : Vellakar India yil adyamayi vannathu eppol..??

Tintumon : Eth...Ambassadar Caaro...?

Teacher : Athalla English kar

Tintumon : Angane oru Car undo..?? sorry enickariyilla...!!

Ehhhhhhhhhh

803 : Exact Answer

Teacher : How was the exam..??

Tintumon : I could answer 3 questions properly..rest i did not attempt

Teacher : Which are those 3..??

Tintumon : Name, Roll Number and Date...!!

Ki ki ki ki

802 : Useless outside India

Teacher : Name one thing which is effective in India but useless outside India..??

Tintumon : Indian Cricket Team..!!

He he he true

800 : Which animal has maximum Teeth..??

Teacher : Which animal has the maximum number of teeth...??

Tintumon : Ravanan..!!

Smile Please...:P

796 : Thats exactly what I said

Tintumon returns home from school early and says Teacher send me out of the class

Dad : Why..??

Tintumon : The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6

Dad : But thats right

Tintumon : Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2

Dad : Whats the fucking difference

Tintumon : Thats exactly what i said..!!

Ha ha ha

791 : Where is India's Capital

Teacher : Where is India's Capital..?

Tintumon : In Switzerland

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : Especially in Swiss Banks..!!

Thats True

786 : Homework in Facebook

 

Teacher : Where is your Homework..??

Tintumon : I have uploaded it

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : In Facebook and have tagged you in that too..!!

Height of Social Networking

782 : August 15

 

Teacher : Gandhijiyude kadhina prayatnam kondu August 15 nu namuck enth kitti..??

Tintumon : Holiday kitti

Teacher : Ath maathre kittiyollo..??

Tintumon : Oru muttaayiyum kitti..!!

Thats also right

781 : Life Request

Teacher : Every walk of life will contain Ups and downs, Stones and sand, Flowers and Thorns, Hard Soil and Soft soil..Now tell what did you understand by this..??

Tintumon : Please wear Chappals always..!!

Like this

778 : Duckworth-Lewis Rule

 

Tintumon : Teacher, Ente exam paper nockiyo..??

Teacher : Illa, Innale raathri ath nockaan eduthappol current poyi

Tintumon : Engil pinne Duckworth-Lewis Rule prakaaram jeyippich koode..??

Yea Sure

768 : English Word of Kurangan

Teacher : Kurangan enna vaackinte English word parayoo..??

Tintumon : Monkey

Teacher : Sathyam parayeda, nee book nockiyalle paranjhath..??

Tintumon : Aey alla Sir

Teacher : Pinne

Tintumon : Njan Sarinte mugath nockiyaa paranjhath..!!

Dimi

761 : Gravitational Pull

  

In Physics Class. Tintumon was sleeping and his head was going down

Teacher : Whats this Tintu..??

Tintumon : Gravitational Pull Miss..!!

The Ultimate answer

752 : Thettu Koodaathe Ettu Parayuka

  
Teacher : Marachuvattil avar kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi


Tintumon : Marichavaatil avar Kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi..!!

749 : Honest Man, Wise Man & Husband

  
Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is wrong, He is a..??


Tintumon : Honest Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is not sure, He is a..??


Tintumon : Wise Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders even if he is right, He is a..??


Tintumon : Husband..!!

735 : When does Teacher's used to Bunk Classes ??

  
Tintumon : Do you know one thing, there was a time when Teacher's used to bunk classes


Dundumon : When...??


Tintumon : When Rajnikant was a Student..!!

734 : Fastest modes of Communication

  
Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??


Pinkumol : E-mail


Teacher : Right, the second one..??


Tintumon : Female..!!