747 : Complete and Finish

  
Tintumon went for an Interview


Interviewer : What is the difference between 'Complete and Finish'..??


Tintumon : When you marry the right person you are 'Complete' and when you marry the wrong person you are 'Finish'

702 : 7th sense

  

In an interview

Interviewer : How many senses does a man have...?

Tintumon : 5 Sir..!!!

Interviewer : Sorry kid , There is a 6th sense also, thats Common sense which you don't seem to have..!

Tintumon : Sir, There is a 7th sense also, Thats Non-sense which you are Talking now..!!