789 : Bharya Olichodi

A newly married Malayalam Film Star nte wife aarude koodeyo olichodi. Adheham Tintumon SI aya police stationil complain koduckaan ethi

Film Star : Ente bhaarya oodippoy Sir

Tintumon : Ninte padamo oodunnilla Bharya engilum onnu oodattedo...!!

Ha ha ha

682 : Book And Paper

Police caught Tintumon while he was driving the motor cycle

Police : Bookum Paperum undo...?

Tintumon : Illa, slatum pencilum undu..!!

617 : One Truck Liquor

  

Constable : Sir, We caught one Truck of Liquor

Tintumon(S.I) : Then go and catch one Truck of Soda and come back soon..!!

570 : Smart Reply to Police

  

 

Police Inspector : Enthina girl friendine kasera kondu adichathu...?

 

Tintumon : Anneram table eduthu pokkiyittu pongiyilla, athu konda...!!

 

558 : Tintumon's Live Story

  

 

Tintumon's Live story

5 Friends lived in a room.

Namely Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Brain & Fool.

 

Oneday Somebody killed Nobody,

That time Brain was in bathroom,

 

Mad called Police....

Mad : Is it Police station...?

Police : Yes 

Mad : Somebody killed Nobody

Police : What....? Are you mad....??

Mad : Yes

Police : Don't you have brain...??

Mad : Brain was in bathroom

Police : You fool...? 

Mad : No sir, Fool is reading this story...!!

 

 

410 : Kiss at a Park

   

Policeman : Parkil irunnano mr oru pennine ketti pidikkunnadhu..?

Tintumon :  Njangalude kalyanam kazhinjadha sir…

Policeman : Ok ennal pinne veetil vachu aayikkoode idhokke…?

Tintumon : Adhu sheriya but ivalude barthavu endhu karudhum sir…?

336 : Lecture on Bad Effects of Drinking

  

One day Tintumon was walking alone in the road at mid night....

After a heavy drinking party with friends...

Police SI saw him and asked

SI : Hey man where are you going at this time...?

Tintumon : I am going to listen a lecture on bad effects of Drinking

SI : Who is gonna give you lecture at this mid night...?

Tintumon : My Wife....!!

207 : Fishing Restricted

  

Police : ivide meen pidikkaruth...

Tintumon : njan meen pidikuvalla, manniraye kulippikuvaa...

185 : Narco Test

  

Bussinu kallerinja Tintumone Police pidichu, Tintumon kuttam  sammathikunnilla appol police

Police: Ninakku nale Narco test undu....

Tintumon : Sire angane pettennu paranjal engana njan oru vaha padichitilla....