Thursday, August 5, 2010

430 : Marriage Certificate

  

Tintumon was looking at his marriage certificate for more than one hour...

Wife : What are you looking at it for so long...? 

Tintumon : Just searching where the expiry date is....

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

429 : Just came now

  

Tintumon was having alcohol at the balcony of his flat in first floor

 

Suddenly he fell down


People gathered around and asked him : What happened sir..?

 

Tintumon : I dont know, I also came just now...!

 

428 : Inelligence Vs Hair

  

Tintumon : Teacher, Why Gandhiji has no hair on his head....??

 

Teacher : Because of his great intelligence....

 

Tintumon : Now I realized why girls have long hair....!