764 : Laddu

  

Rosimol went to Tintumon's Bakery

Tintumon : Hai Rosi, have this Laddu

Rosimol ate it and asked

Rosimol : Whats special today..??

Tintumon : Today is 1 year celebration

Rosimol : Of this shop..??

Tintumon : No, of that Laddu you had...!!

Manassil oru Laddu Potti

607 : Best Valentine's Card

    

 

Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card

Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved...”

Tintumon : Wow, Super...Give 10 Similar Cards...!!

486 : Eazy ways

   

At shop :

Tintumon : 25 roopayude ari 2 kg, 50 roopayude enna 1/2 litre, 20 roopayude soap 5 ennam, motham ethra aavum chetta..... ?

Shop keeper : Total 175..... Pack cheyyatte mone... ?

Tintumon : Venda chetta..”ho! angane innathe home work theernnu....!!!”

 

416 : Dashamoolaarishtam

 

Tintumon at medical shop

Tintumon : Give me one ten corner rice like

Shopkeeper : eh..??.. Whats it...?

Tintumon : English ariyila alle...oru  DASHAMOOLARISHTAM thaado....

287 : Sugar Free Biscuits

  

Oru divasam tintumon supermarkettil poyi. oru packet biscuit vaangiya shesham oru panchasara packet eduth pokaan thudangi... appol..

security : entha mone panjasara packet adichu maati pokuka aano...?

Tintumon : Appol ithu free alle...?

Security : Athengane...?

Tintumon : Appol ee biscuitinte mukalil "sugarfree" ennu ezuthiyittundallo...?

269 : How to make Jilebi

   

Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?

Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?

Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!

 

266 : What an Advertisement

  

Advertisement in a Garments Show room

‘1000 rupakku enth medichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil bhayangara bhahalam

Reason : Tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju adi undaackunnu....

209 : How many Tea in a Flask..?

  

Chaya kadayil kayariya Tintumon kayyil irunna flask kanichittu chayakadakarranoodu choodichu

Ee flaskil ethre glass chaya kollum...?

Chayakadakaran : 5 Glass

Tintumon : Ennal 2 without, 1 kattan chaya pinne 2 ennam with sugar....vegam venam...

179 : Dettol at Stationary Shop

 

Tintumon in stationary shop.. 

Tintumon : Dettol undo...??

Shopkeeper : undallo......

Tintumon : enna pinne aa dettol vachu kai kazhukeettu 100 gram parippu ingeduthe aashanne....!!!!

160 : 8 th Standard Book

  

Tintumon studying in 8th standard wanted to buy his books.

Shopkeeper : “8th standard maths book illalloda kutta”

Tintumon : Saaramilla 4th standard-ile 2 maths book thanneru…

 

8 : Vedi Marunnnu

 

Tintumon medical shopil : Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?

Staff : Yea, ella marunnum kittum

Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.....!!!