533 : Latest Disease

    

 

Tintumon Doctorude aduth

Tintumon : Doctor njan raavile 7 manick onninu povum

Doctor : Athinentha..?

Tintumon : Njan 8 manick randinu povum

Doctor : Ath ellavarum cheyyunnathalle..?

Tintumon : But, njan 9 manika eneeckunne…!!

 

 

532 : Successful Woman

    

 

Teacher : "Behind every successful man there is a woman"... What we learn from this...?

 

Tintumon : We should stop wasting time in studies and should search for a woman..!!

 

531 : Thalavedhana

  

 

Teacher : Ningalk ariyamo, Keralathil Pathil 3 per thalavedana kond vishamikukayanu

Tintumon : Appol bakki 7 per thalavedana kondu Sugickuvaano....??

 

530 : Progress Card

Teacher : NIngalil arkeankeangilum abhinayikan ariyamo..??

Tintumon : Enickariyam teacher..

Teacher : Aatte, eppozhengilum achanayi abhinayichitundo...??

Tintumon : Uvvu teacher, Progress card kail kittumbozhoke..!!

529 : VS and Pinarayi

  

Purohithanmar Raashtriyathil ida pedaruth : VS, Pinarayi

Tintumon : Ulla pani pokumo enna pedi vannu thudangiyaal aaraayaalum inganocke paranjhu pokum...!!

528 : Suresh Kalmadi, CWG

 

Dundumon was reading Newspaper

Dundumon : Kalamadi Asks Shila Diekshit to look into the corruptions under her Departments rather than pointing hands on me

Tintumon : Kalmadi is asking Shila to find the best Thief of CWG. Who is gonna get gold, silver and bronze in Corruption related with CWG...?

527 : Email Marriages and Female

   

Aarumon : Most marriages in US are with EMAIL 

 

Tintumon : Most marriages in INDIA are with FEMALE..!!

 

 

526 : Internet Explorer

  

 

IT Teacher : What is Internet Explorer...?

Tintumon : Internet Explorer is the number one browser for downloading a better browser...!!

 

 

525 : Sookshichaal Dukhickenda

  

 

Tintumon : Sookshichal Dukhickenda ennu parayunnathu verutheyaa..

Dundumol : Athenthaa...?

Tintumon : Verum 1 Kg Kanchavu sookshichathina ente achane innale police pokkiyathu...!!

 

524 : Avagadro's Number

  

 

Teacher : How do you find Avagadro's Number....??

Tintumon : Menu > Contacts > Avagadro.... !!!!

 

 

523 : Pedackana Meen

  

 

Meen vangaan markettil ethiya Tintumonod kachavadakkaaran : Ellaam nalla peda pedakkunna meena mone...

 

Tintumon : Peda pedackan ee Meen eth Schoolile Teacheraa..??

522 : Swantham Product

  

Tintumon class kazhinju veettilethi calling bell amarthi, appol ..

Achan : Ivide product onnum venda.

Tintumon : Undaackiyappol aalochickanam aayirunnu.. ennittu ippo parayunna kettille ... venda polum...

Achanathre Achan

521 : The Letter W

  

Aarumon : Why the spelling of  women starts with the letter W...?? 

Tintumon : Because all questions in the world start with W..

Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

520 : Manoj K Jayan

  

Teacher : Bharya shapichal ishtappedunna bharthavu aaru aanu..?

Tintumon : Manoj . K. Jayan

urvashi shapam upakaram  ennalle..he he...

519 : Mother's Tear and Wife's Tear

   

 

Teacher : Whats the difference between mother's tear and wife's tear...?

Tintumon : Mother's tear hits your heart and wife's tear hits your pocket...!!

 

518 : Time to see women

  

 

Doctor : Nee entha divasavum ravile clinicinte veliyil vannu ladies-ne vayil nokki nilkunnathu...?

Tintumon : Sir thanne alle purathu board vachirickunnathu… Sthreekale nokkanulla samayam 9 AM to 11 AM ennu...!!

 

 

517 : Trip to Africa

  

 

Teacher : Do you know..Afrikayil alukal ila aanu vasthrum ayi upayogickunnath..

Tintumon : Teacher....... namuck sisira kaalath Afrikayil oru tourinu pokaam

 

Teacher : Athenthinaa appo pokunnath..??

 

Tintumon : Sisira kalathaa ila pozhiyunnath ennu teacher alle paranjhath..!!

516 : Gandhiji and Abraham Lincon

  

Dundumol : Why Gandhiji smiles on indian rupee notes and Abraham Lincon doesn't smile in dollars..?

Tintumon : Because American women don't keep money inside their blouse...!!

 

515 : The Strongest Man

  

 

Teacher : Ettavum shakthiyulla oraalude peru parayoo..

Tintumon : Madiyan...!!

Teacher : Enth...??

Tintumon : Teacher alle innale paranjath madiyan mala chumakkum ennu..!!

 

514 : Software company Interview

  

During a software company interview :

Interviewer : Suppose I select u, where do you see yourself 1 year from now...?

Tintumon : At home waiting for the joining date....!!

513 : Pranayam Ennal

  

Tintumon : Panayam ennu parayunnadhu indian railway pole aanu…!!

Aarumon : Adhenngane...?

Tintumon : Pogan udheshicha vandi kittiyillengil kittiya vandikku kayari poganam…!!!

512 : Lifting 8 people with one finger

  

Tintumon : My father can lift 8 people with one finger

Aarumon : Don't tell these type of lies..

Tintumon : Why should i lie; My father is a lift operator...!!

 

 

511 : When I will feel hurt

  

Tintumon's Sorrow

 

Hundred words from a teacher does not hurt in the exam hall..... 

 

But a true friend's silence make me cry....

 

510 : The Smart

   

 

Teacher : Entha homework cheyathirunath..?

Tintumon : Veettil current illayirunnu teacher

Teacher : Current illenkil mezhukithiri upayogikanam

Tintumon : Theepeti pooja muriyil ayirunnu teacher

 

Teacher : Athentha pooja muriyil kayari theepeti eduthal...?

 

Tintumon : Kulichitillayrnu teacher

Teacher : Athentha kulikathath...?

Tintumon : Tankil vellam illayirnu teacher

Teacher : Athentha tankil vellam pump cheyathirunath...?

Tintumon : Athalle Teachere njan adyame paranjathu current illayirunnu ennu...!! 

 

509 : Commonwealth Games

   

Aarumon : Naale Commonwealth games inauguration function aanu..kaanaan poyaalo Tintumone...

Tintumon : Njan Inaguration functionu varunnilla...closing ceremony-ck venel povaam...

Aarumon : Athenthaa angane...?

Tintumon : Stadium veezho illeyo ennu inauguration kazhiyumbhol manassilaakum.. appo pinne pedickaathe closing ceremony-ck pokaalo..