Sunday, July 31, 2011

784 : Whats is Love

Aarumon : What is Love..??

Tintumon : Etho oruthan kettan pokunna penninu ice cream, chochlates, sweets, churidhar, watch, chappal thudangiyava ellam gift koduth, dummy figure aayirunnavale super figure aacki aarcko kettichu koduckunna maha sambhavam aanu 'Love'

The truth behind Love

783 : Ms. Hina Rabbani Khar Pakistan External Affairs Minister

Tintumon : Pakistan External Affairs Minister Ms. Hina Rabbani Khar visited India last week

Aarumon : Yea, I heard

Tintumon : Who was the saddest man in India when she visited India..??

Aarumon : I don't know

Tintumon : Shashi Tharoor..!!

So lovely Minister

782 : August 15

Teacher : Gandhijiyude kadhina prayatnam kondu August 15 nu namuck enth kitti..??

Tintumon : Holiday kitti

Teacher : Ath maathre kittiyollo..??

Tintumon : Oru muttaayiyum kitti..!!

Thats also right

Thursday, July 28, 2011

781 : Life Request

Teacher : Every walk of life will contain Ups and downs, Stones and sand, Flowers and Thorns, Hard Soil and Soft soil..Now tell what did you understand by this..??

Tintumon : Please wear Chappals always..!!

Like this

780 : Ganga Yamuna Sindhu Kaveri

Aarumon : India yile main rivers ethockeyaa..??

Tintumon : Ganga, Yamuna, Sindhu, Kaveri etc

Aarumon : Athenthaa ithinellam Sthreekalude peru ittirickunnath..??

Tintumon : Purushanmaarude Kulisheelam vardhippickaan aayirickum..!!


779 : Party Dance

In a party. Tintumon went to an average Girl

Tintumon : Are you going to dance..??

Girl : Yes (So happily)

Tintumon : Great, Can I have your chair..??

He he he

778 : Duckworth-Lewis Rule

Tintumon : Teacher, Ente exam paper nockiyo..??

Teacher : Illa, Innale raathri ath nockaan eduthappol current poyi

Tintumon : Engil pinne Duckworth-Lewis Rule prakaaram jeyippich koode..??

Yea Sure

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

777 : Who found Romance and Love

Aarumon : Who found Romance and Love..??

Tintumon : I think Chinese found it

Aarumon : Why..??

Tintumon : There is no Guarantee, if it works ok otherwise gone..!!

Another Truth

776 : Difference Between Doctor and Lawyer

Aarumon : Whats the difference between a Doctor and a Lawyer..??

Tintumon : For the mistakes of a Doctor a person is buried 6 feet below but for the mistakes of a Lawyer the person is hanged 6 feet above..!!

Thats True

775 : Ice Cream

Madyapich vazhiyarikil irukukayaayirunna Tintumonte aduth koode oru fire engine maniyum adich poyi.

Ith kanda Tintumon athinte pirake oodi. Avasanam oppam ethaan pattathe thalarnna Tintumon paranjhu

Tintumon : Podaa..Po...Ingane poyaal ninte ice cream oru pattiyum vaangilla..!!

Ice cream Vickaan nadackunnu

774 : Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyaanu

Achan : Nineck 5 kaamukimaar undennu kettallo Tintu, Sheriyaanodaa..??

Tintumon : Bhandangal Swarnam Poleyanachaa..Ethrayere undo athrayum santhosham..!!

So Cool

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

773 : Best Solution for Ladies

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in the bus, both claiming they came first.

Tintumon : I think the one who is more aged should take the seat

Both looked each other. But seat remained empty.

Tintumon took the seat and traveled happily

So Simple

772 : Respected Love

Tintumon : Di...I Love You

Rosimol : Edo...Kurach maanyamaayi samsaarich koode

Titumon : Ethrayum bahumanappetta Rosimole, Njan ninne Maanyamaayi premickunnu..!!

Thats all

771 : Kanjhi Kudickaan

Pichackaran : Kanjhi kudickaan vallathum tharane

Tintumon : Spoon Mathiyo..??

Here is Spoon & Fork

770 : Sign Board for Keep Silence

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for conveying the message to keep the mobile phones in silent mode for a conference room.

Tintumon wrote like this.

Please keep your Mobile Phones in 'Manmohan Singh Mode'

Pin Drop Silence

769 : Facebook Marital Status Change

Tintumon's wife died. Just after the funeral.

Aarumon : Is there anything left to do..??

Tintumon : Yea, one more thing to do

Aarumon : Whats that..??

Tintumon : Bring my laptop, I have to change my marital status to 'Single'


768 : English Word of Kurangan

Teacher : Kurangan enna vaackinte English word parayoo..??

Tintumon : Monkey

Teacher : Sathyam parayeda, nee book nockiyalle paranjhath..??

Tintumon : Aey alla Sir

Teacher : Pinne

Tintumon : Njan Sarinte mugath nockiyaa paranjhath..!!


Monday, July 25, 2011

767 : Race Between Pulsar & Karisma

Tintumon : Today there was a race in the highway between a Pulsar and a Karisma

Aarumon : Finally who reached first..??

Tintumon : Finally Ambulance reached first..!!


766 : A similar child

Tintumon married Rosimol. In First Night

Rosimol : I want a baby exactly like you

Tintumon : Ok, I shall ask my parents to try for it..!!

Oh my God

Sunday, July 24, 2011

765 : Maths Definition

Aarumon : Whats the definition of Maths..??

Tintumon : Maths is the act of searching a black cat which doesn't have eyes in a dark room..!!
Real Definition

764 : Laddu

Rosimol went to Tintumon's Bakery

Tintumon : Hai Rosi, have this Laddu

Rosimol ate it and asked

Rosimol : Whats special today..??

Tintumon : Today is 1 year celebration

Rosimol : Of this shop..??

Tintumon : No, of that Laddu you had...!!

Manassil oru Laddu Potti

763 : Save Petrol

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board on the topic 'Save Petrol'

Tintumon wrote this way

'Avoid Girlfriends it saves 90% of petrol'

The Truth

762 : Alcohol Kills Slowly

One day Tintumon drunk a lot. When he reached home

Dad : Tintu, Don't drink Alcohol

Tintumon : Why..??

Dad : Alcohol Kills Slowly

Tintumon : So what..?? Who is in a hurry..!!

What to say now..??

Saturday, July 23, 2011

761 : Gravitational Pull

In Physics Class. Tintumon was sleeping and his head was going down

Teacher : Whats this Tintu..??

Tintumon : Gravitational Pull Miss..!!

The Ultimate answer

760 : Ladies Hostel Caught Fire

Aarumon : Dear our Girls Hostel got fire Yesterday

Tintumon : Yea, I know

Aarumon : It took almost 1 hour to bring the fire under control

Tintumon : Yea, and it took 3 hours to bring the firemen under control..!!

Nice Fire

759 : Raid at Houses of Kerala superstars Mohanlal & Mammootty

Rosimol : Yesterday there was a raid on the houses of our Superstars Mohanlal & Mammootty

Tintumon : There was another incident also

Rosimol : Whats that..??

Tintumon : Prithvirajappan called Income Tax office and asked them to raid his house also saying He is also a Superstar..!!
Paavam Paavam Prithvirajappan

758 : Why to Learn..New Theory

Aarumon  : Is it necessary to learn..??

Tintumon : The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why Learn..??

Why to learn...??

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

757 : Shastram Thottu

Aarumon : 12 kollam munpu Bondakku 50 paisa, mobile callinu 5 roopa.. ippo callinu 50 paisa bondakku 5 roopa..!!
Tintumon : Churukkathil paranjhaal Shasthram thottu, Bonda jayichu..!!

756 : keeriya 500 Rupees Note

Tintumon : Idha ente accountileku ee 500 roopa idanam
Cashier : note edukilla..idhu keeriyadhanu vere venam
Tintumon : Ente accountil ichiri keeriya note kidannalum enikku kuzhapamilla…idhangotu itteku..njan sahicholam..!!

Monday, July 18, 2011

755 : 7 Wonders of Love

Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??

Aarumon : No

Tintumon :
1) Two Girls sitting quite

2)City girl cooking lunch

3)Wife not asking money

4) Girl friend paying bill

5)Girls coming out without makeup

6) wife not going to shopping

7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

754 : The Unbelievable Exchange Offer

Aarumon : I got a brand new BMW 7 series for my wife

Tintumon : Wow, thats an unbelievable exchange offer..Where is it available..??

753 : Minimum Area with Maximum Number of Color Paints

Aarumon : Tell me the minimum area with maximum number of color paints in it..??

Tintumon : Girl's Face..!!

752 : Thettu Koodaathe Ettu Parayuka

Teacher : Marachuvattil avar kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi

Tintumon : Marichavaatil avar Kaliyum chiriyum bahalavumayi othu koodi..!!

751 : Without Glass for 96 Years

Rosimol : My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used Glasses

Tintumon : Yea, I know..Some people who drink directly from Bottle..!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

750 : Search Engine Faster than Google

Aarumon : Is there a search engine which searches faster than Google..??

Tintumon : Yes, A boy's eye

Aarumon : When..??

Tintumon : In searching a beautiful girl from a Crowd..!!

749 : Honest Man, Wise Man & Husband

Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is wrong, He is a..??

Tintumon : Honest Man

TeacherIf a man surrenders when he is not sure, He is a..??

Tintumon : Wise Man

Teacher : If a man surrenders even if he is right, He is a..??

Tintumon : Husband..!!

748 : Walking in the Rain

One day Tintumon was walking through the Road. Suddenly it started to Rain.

One girl went near to him and told :  Get into my umbrella

Tintumon : No thanks, Its ok Sister. He walked away drenched in the rain

What is the Moral of the Incident..??

Nothing, The girl is not that cute..!!

747 : Complete and Finish

Tintumon went for an Interview

Interviewer : What is the difference between 'Complete and Finish'..??

Tintumon : When you marry the right person you are 'Complete' and when you marry the wrong person you are 'Finish'

746 : How to use the Word Friendship

Aarumon : How the Word Friendship is being used..??

Tintumon : Boys use the Word Friendship to start Love and Girls use it to end Love..!!

745 : Sound Advice

Aarumon : When you have done something wrong and you are in trouble, where will you go for a Sound Advice..??

Tintumon : Go to my parents

Aarumon : Are you sure..??

Tintumon : Yea, you will get 99% sound and 1% Advice..!!

744 : Richimon And

Tintumonte Classileck oru puthiya student vannu 'Richimon'

Tintumon : Eda ninackenthaa Richimon ennu perittath..??

Richimon : Njan Jenichappo ente parents Rich aayi athu kondaa Richimon ennu perittath

Tintumon : Nee jenichappo ninte parents 'Poor' aavaathirunnath nannaayi..!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

743 : One Wife or Two Wife

Aarumon : Is it better to have one wife or Two wives...??

Tintumon : Two wives

Aarumon : Why..??

Tintumon : If you marry one Girl she will fight with you but if you marry two girls they will fight each other for You..!!

742 : RIP or IPR

Prashasthayaya oru yuva nadi Accidentil marichu. Tintumon avarude shava kudeeram kaanaan poyi

Avide chennappol avide 'RIP' ennu ezhuthi vechirickunnath kanda Tintumon Ath mati 'IPR' ennu ezhuthi vechu. 

Ith kanda Aarumon : Athenthaa 'IPR'..??

Tintumon : Ivideyoru Piece Rest cheyyunnu..!!

741 : Taliban Leader Zawahiri

Tintumon lost His job as News Reader from a News Channel

Aarumon : What happened, How did you lose the job..??

Tintumon : 'Taliban Leader Zawahiri' Ennathu njan vaayichappol 'Taliban Leader Zawari Giri Giri' Ennu aayippoyedei...!!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

740 : Who invented High Heels Footware

Tintumon : Who invented High Heels Footware..??

Aarumon : I don't know

Tintumon : It was invented by a Short Girl who was bored of getting kissed on her forehead..!!

739 : The Ultimate Doctor

One day a lady came to consult Dr. Tintumon

LadyMy husband has a the problem of talking a lot in sleep what should I do...??

Dr. Tintumon : Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake....!!

Monday, July 4, 2011

738 : Love Letter Vs Exam Paper

Aarumon : Whats the difference between Love letter and Exam Paper..??

Tintumon : Love Letter : A thousand thoughts which are so difficult to put into words..!!

Exam Paper : A thousand words to write which we cant even think of..!!

737 : What happens if a Black Cat crosses You on Road

Aarumon : If a black cat crosses you on road while going somewhere...What does it mean.....?

: It means dat , the cat is also going somewhere...!!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

736 : Rascalla, Check

Tintumon : Rajnikant went for Exam. In the Question paper there were 150 Questions asking 'Solve any 100'

Aarumon : What happened then..?

Tintumon : He solved all 150 questions and wrote, 'Rascalla..!, Check ANY 100...'

735 : When does Teacher's used to Bunk Classes ??

Tintumon : Do you know one thing, there was a time when Teacher's used to bunk classes

Dundumon : When...??

Tintumon : When Rajnikant was a Student..!!