Friday, April 30, 2010

111 : Right Thing

   
Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Tintumon: But mom, I was sitting on Dad’s lap.....!!

110 : Essay on a Cricket Match

   
Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except Tintumon.

He wrote Due to Rain, No Match!”

109 : Oru Tintumon

  

Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol

Conductor: ticket, ticket

One man: oru shenai

one women: Oru Kavitha

Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon...!!





108 : Radio yil Paadickoode?

  
Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu 

Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode....?

Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo..?

Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…!!!

107 : Prema Vivaham

  
Tintumon Achanod,

Tintumon : Achante prema vivaham aayirunnu alle…?

Achan : ath ninak engane manasilai..??

Tintumon: ente date of birth’um achante kalyana divasavum thammil verum 5 maasathe diffrence mathrame ullu..


106 : Chenda

  
Tintumon : Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo....?

Achan : Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum....

Tintumon : Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..

105 : Prayer Before Class

  
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

Teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche...?

Tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu...!!



104 : Asuran Quotation Team

  
Teacher : Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam...???

Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu

103 : Ente Seat

   
Bus-il oral: Ithente seat aanu, njan ivide oru towel  ittirunnu….

Tintumon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…

Bus nintethakumalloooo….


alla pinn....

102 : Ente Chora

  
Kothuku kadi kondu pulanja Tintumon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu...?

why.....?

Tintumon paranjuOnnumillengilum Avante njarambukalil Odunnathu Ente Chorayalle

 

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