A place to laugh and enjoy With smart Tintumon
Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
580 : Good News or Bad News
Gynacolagist Tintumon : Mrs. Taniya good news for you...!!
Taniya : What do you mean by Mrs. Taniya..? I am miss Taniya...!
Tintumon : Oh...!! Sorry Miss. Taniya... bad news for you..!!
Sunday, December 26, 2010
579 : Maximum Pregnancy Period
Teacher : Which mammal has got maximum Pregnancy Period..?
Tintumon : Seriel Actresses
578 : Answer In English
Teacher : What is your father's name...?
Tintumon : Mera pithagi ka naam Suraj Prakash hai
Teacher : When I ask a question in English, answer it in english only...u got it..?
Tintumon : My father's name is Sunlight.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
577 : Days and Time Once gone will never Come back
Teacher : Days and Time Once gone cannot be seen again
Tintumon : Who said the days and time once gone cannot be seen...just go and check your 2005 calendar it is as same as 2011 calendar year....The days are same of the same date....
576 : Kuthirayum Kazhuthayum
Teacher : Enick oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka...?
Tintumon : Kuthirayude purathu
Teacher : Correct...! Engane manassilayi...?
Tintumon : Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarillello...!!
575 : Sleeping Pills
One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband
Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him
Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?
Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!
574 : If Wife was a Newspaper
Wife : I wish if I was a newspaper,So that I would be in your hands all day...
Husband (Tintumon) : I too wish that you were a newspaper,So that I could have a new one every day...!!
573 : Call to Wife From Hell
Tintumon was having telephone booth at Hell
A man in Hell asked Tintumon : Can I make a call to my Wife...?
After making the call he asked how much to pay....?
Tintumon : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free....!!
572 : Urackaathinidayile Nadatham
Padippikkunathinidayil Classil ninnum irangi pokunna Dundu mole kanda Teacher...
Teacher : Class eduthu kondirikkunathinidayil nee evide pokunnedi..?
Tintumon : Avalkku Urakathil ezhunettu nadakkunna swabhavam undu teacher..!!
Friday, December 17, 2010
571 : Great Poems
Kavi Tintumon's new poem about his future child
Thazhathu vechal urumparikum,
Thalayil vechal peenarikum,
Baril vittal smelladikum,
Collegil vittalo linadikum...
570 : Smart Reply to Police
Police Inspector : Enthina girl friendine kasera kondu adichathu...?
Tintumon : Anneram table eduthu pokkiyittu pongiyilla, athu konda...!!
568 : School Marriage
Tintumon : Enik ini Kalyanam kazhickathe schoolil pokan pattilla.
Achan : Athenthada...?
Tintumon : Mash paranju, Achanayittallathe ini Schoolinte padi nee chavitti pokaruthennu...!!
567 : Need a Girl like Moon
Tintumon to Marriage Brocker : I need a girl like Moon..!!
Brocker : You mean you want a girl with the color of that of Moon...??
Tintumon : No, I want a Girl who comes at Night and leaves in the morning like Moon...!!
566 : Fourth Law of Motion
Fourth law of motion by Tintumon..
With a velocity of 100m/s if we run around a tree we can see our own back...
Newton died again in the heaven after hearing this
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
565 : Advatage of having Lover in the Same...?
Tintumon : It was great agvantage to have a lover in the same class...?
Dundumon : How...?
Tintumon : 100% Attendance...!!
564 : Why Women Pray for Same Husband in next Life..??
Aarumon : Why do Indian women pray to God for the same husband in the next life...?
Tintumon : To ensure that all the efforts taken to train him in this life, do not go in vain...!!
Monday, December 13, 2010
563 : Microsoft Products
Teacher : Tell me one Microsoft Product Name
Pinkumon : MS Excel
Aarumon : MS Word
Sajanmon : MS Powerpoint
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Tintumon : MS Dhoni
562 : Pennukaanal
Brocker Tintumon Checkaneyum kootti pennu kaanaan poyi
Pennu kaandu kazhinjhu Checkan Tintumonodu cheviyil pathucke paranjhu..
Checkan : Pennu pora...heightum illa niravum illa...
Tintumon : Nee urakke paranjo, avalku cheviyum kelkillaa..!!!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
561 : Moolathil Oru Vedi Vazhipaadu
Ambalathil vanna Tintumon vazhipaad counteril
Tintumon : Moolathil oru vedi vazhipaadu...
Man at counter : Pollipokum makkale...
Tintumon : Engil oru jaladhara kude aayikotte..!!
560 : Lava or Vava
Teacher : Lava undakunathu engane enna questionu nee enthocke vrithikeda ezhuthi vechirikkunath...?
Tintumon : Athu sheri Lava aayirunno njan karuthi Vava aanennu...!!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
559 : Newton's International Quiz Competition
Sir Issac Newton conducted an International Quiz Competition. Representatives of all major nations participated. Tintumon represented India
Newton : How to write four in between five....??
Chinese : Its a joke
Japanese : Its not technically possible
American : Wrong question
British : Not available in internet
Tintumon : I can,
And wrote on the board
And wrote on the board
" F(IV)E "
Newton : It was an answerless question
558 : Tintumon's Live Story
Tintumon's Live story
5 Friends lived in a room.
Namely Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Brain & Fool.
Oneday Somebody killed Nobody,
That time Brain was in bathroom,
Mad called Police....
Mad : Is it Police station...?
Police : Yes
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody
Police : What....? Are you mad....??
Mad : Yes
Police : Don't you have brain...??
Mad : Brain was in bathroom
Police : You fool...?
Mad : No sir, Fool is reading this story...!!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
557 : Cheruppinadi
Dundumon Teacherodu : Ee Tintu enne cheruppinadichu.
Teacher : Tintu ne enthina avane cherupinadichathu...??
Tintumon : Athu avan chodichu vangiya adiyanu.
Teacher : Chodichu vangiyatho...?
Tintumon : Athe,cheli chavittiya cheruppumayi classil keraruthennu avan paranju.. njan ente cherupil cheli ellannum paranju... appol avan thanneya “cheruppinadi” kanatte ennu paranjathu..
Njan koduckukayum cheythu..!!
556 : Chasing a Donkey
Tintumon was chasing a Donkey..
But couldn't catch it...!
Later he saw a Zebra..
he caught it & said...
Kallappanni.... track suit ittaal manasilaavillennu karuthiyo...???
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
555 : Love Proposal At Road
Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu : Namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhickano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano...??
Girl : Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...??
Tintumon : Venda, namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhichittu adi koodi thirichodaam...!!
554 : Accident Reason
Bikil ninnu veena Tintumonodu Traffic police : Enganeyanu accident undayathu..?
Tintumon : Sir,aa valavu kando...?
Police : Kandu
Tintumon : Njan kandilllaa....!!!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
553 : Can I ask a Question
Teacher : Can I ask you a question..?
Tintumon : You just did.
Teacher : okay, Well can I ask you another question..?.
Tintumon : You just did it again..!!
Monday, December 6, 2010
552 : Bringing Change
Teacher : "Change can’t be provided to you every time, You Must Bring the Change” ithu aarude vaakkukal aanu...??
Tintumon : KSRTC Bus Conductor nte...!!!
551 : The Great Lover of Nation
Teacher : Who is the Great lover of the Nation, India...?
Tintumon : I know..
Teacher : Very good.. please tell
Tintumon : The Indian who sits on Western toilet in Indian style...!!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
550 : Romantical or Economical
Pinkumol : When we go to market my boyfriend catches my hand..he is so romantical...
Tintumon : Actually he is not romantical, he is economical. He knows very well that if he leaves your hand you will start shopping each and everything...!!
Pinkumol : :-o
Saturday, December 4, 2010
549 : Save Tigers
Dundumon : Today is Save Tigers day
Tintumon : Only 847 girls left for every 1000 boys in India.
SAVE GIRLS, LETS SAVE TIGERS LATER ....!!
Pulikale veeno...? Atho kilikale veno....??
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