Monday, February 28, 2011

623 : Best Self Control Test

  

Aarumon : What is the best way to test Self control...?

Tintumon : Try to sleep early on your first night...!!

 

622 : Love Starters

  

Pinkumol : Naanamille ingane nokki nilkkan..? Ninakku veetil pengal onnum ille...?

Tintumon : Undallo adhukonda nokkiyadhu

Pinkumol : Enth....?

Tintumon : Athelo…ente pengalkku oru chedathiyamma venamennu paranjirunnu…atha nokkiyathu…!!!

621 : Sambharum Rasavum

 

Dundumol : Sambharum Rasavum thammilulla difference enthaa...??

Tintumon : Sambhar kudichaal oru rasam undaakum pakshe Rasam kudichaal oru Saambharum undavilla...!!

620 : Aarum Sheriyalla

  

Tintumon : Ee naatukaar aarum sheriyalledo...

Aarumon : Athenna angane paranjhath

Tintumon : Oraale 3,4 per chernnu kavalayil ittu thalliyittu aarum ayaale sahaayichilla

Aarumon : Oho..Appo nee enthe ayale sahaayickaanjhe...?

Tintumon : Thallu vanngickondirunna njan enganeyada enne thanne rekshickunnath...!!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

619 : Pacha Niram

  

Botony teacher : Nammude chutupaadumulla chedigalum pullugalum ellam enthu kondanu pacha nirathil kaanapedunnadhu...??

Tintumon : Nammal daily pacha vellam alle ozhichu kodukkunne.. adhu kondavum teacher…!!

 

Friday, February 25, 2011

618 : First Call

  

Teacher : Aarkengilum onninu poganam ennu thoniyal dhe enne nokki aa choondu viral pondhichu kaanichal madhi

Tintumon : Angane kaanichal aa thonal theerumo teacher…??

 

Thursday, February 24, 2011

617 : One Truck Liquor

  

Constable : Sir, We caught one Truck of Liquor

Tintumon(S.I) : Then go and catch one Truck of Soda and come back soon..!!

616 : Aapathile Sahayi

  

 

Rathri 12 mani, korichoriyunna mazha. Oru veetilek odikayariya Tintumon vathilil mutti. Oral vathil thurannu.


Tintumon : Onnu undhi tharo....?


Urakathilayirunna ayal pattillennu paranju vathil adachu. Kurachu kazhinju ayalk thonni 'enne e avasthayil aarum sahayichillenkilo..?' Ayal vathil thurannitu chodichu" njan undhi tharam. Nee evideya...?


Tintumon : Njan engum poyittilla. Oonjalil thanne irippund vegam va...!!

 

 

Monday, February 21, 2011

615 : Mummy and English


Tintumonte Ammakku veettil English parayanam ennu nirbandhammannu..


Oru divasam Amma tintumonodu pasunne karakan paranju appol Tintumon

 

Tintumon : If you Marry the cow I shall rotate it (Amma pasune kettiyal njan pasunne karakam)

 

614 : Law of Reverse Dynamics

  

 

Tintumon launches the Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

 

When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty... 

 

&
 

When A Woman Becomes Naughty....She Becomes Rich..!!

 

613 : Essay on Cow

  

 

Titumon's essay on "Indian Cow"


He is the cow. He has got four legs, two r forward n two r afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes frm 4 taps attached to d bacement. He is mostly a girl. Its motion is very usefull, dark green in colour. It has tail situated in d backyard of its bumper. He dies, after the death we get Beef fry.

 

 

Sunday, February 20, 2011

612 : Ningalude Maavum Pookum

  

 

Dundumol : Ethra vellam ozhichittum valam ittittum ente veetila maavu pookkunilla...Enth cheyyum
 

Tintumon : Nee Jyothis'il chernal mathi...." NINTE MAAVUM POOKKUM "

 

611 : New Element By Tintumon

  

 

Scientist Tintumon invented new element.


Element name : GIRL
 

Symbol : GL
 

Atomic no : 143
 

Found : Everywhere


Physical properties : Boils at any anytime, freeze anybody anytime, melts when handled with love and care, very reactive, highly unstable, attracted towards gold, silver etc…


Uses : Used to destroy boys, Good reducing agent of money...!!!

 

610 : Tenth Month

 

Teacher : Ist Month January, 2nd Month february..Then what is 10th Month...?

Tintumon : Delivery...!!

609 : Drakula

  
 
Tintumon's wife gave birth to a Child

Nurse : Urgently need a bottle of Blood

Tintumon : Avalentha Draculaye aano prasaviche..?
 

608 : Not getting Fit

  

 

Tintumon : Doctor njan ethra vellam adichalum fit aakunnilla

Doctor : Kalla panni, nee ippo full fitta njan Doctor alla ninte Thanthayada..!

 



607 : Best Valentine's Card

    

 

Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card


Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved...”


Tintumon : Wow, Super...Give 10 Similar Cards...!!


606 : Laziness at the Best

  

Tintumon : Mom, Please give me a glass of Water

Mom : You come and Drink

Tintumon : Please Mom

Mom : If you repeat it, I will slap you

Tintumon : Ok, Bring the water when you come to Slap me...!!

605 : 3 Unforgettables

  


Teacher : Tell three unforgettable things in your life...?


Tintumon : Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner...!!


Saturday, February 19, 2011

604 : Dinosar and Good Ladies

  

 

Tintumon : Nalla penkuttykalum Dinosarum thammiulla bantham enthaanennu parayamo..?

 

Aarumon : Size aano...


Tintumon : Alla, randum ippol bhoomiyililla....!!!

 

 

Friday, February 18, 2011

603 : The Beautiful Name

  

 

Tintumon prayed to God finally he appeared and asked Tintumon

 

God : What you want...?


Tintumon  : A beautiful girl


God : If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina, If Hindu-Anushka, If Christain-Genelia....? Whats Your name...?

Tintumon : Abdul Narayan Thomas

 

 

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

602 : Best Valentine Gift

  

 

Aarumon : What should i give as valentine gift...?


Tintumon : What all you want to see in a Valentine gift...?


Aarumon : 1) Should have colour of love
2) Having high marketing value
3) Should see tears of happiness from the receiver.

 

Tintumon : Then better gift 1 Kg Onion...!! 


Monday, February 14, 2011

601 : Valentine's Day Meaning With Wishes

   

V = is for Valentine; You are my only Valentine.. 


A = is for, i will alwayz be yours..
 

L = is for Love at itz most extreme..
 

E = is for Everlasting love; Ecstatic love..
 

N = is for Never-ending love.. 


T = is for we will alwayz be Together forever..
 

I = is for you being Intelligent & Innocent..
 

N = is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you ..
 

E = is for Eternity our love is so Everlasting...!

 


Happy Valentine's Day to all Tintumon Lovers...

 

Sunday, February 13, 2011

600 : Lost Key

  

 

Tintumon : Doctor ente anyian key vizhungi..


Doctor : Eppo..??

 

Tintumon : 3 masam munp


Doctor : Ennittu ithu vare ningal enthu cheyyarunnu..??

 

Tintumon : Ente kayil duplicate undayirunnu....ippo athum poyi.

 

599 : Lover's Everest

    

 

Tintumon : Njan ninakku vendi everest keezhadakam... kadalukal neenthi  kadakkam..

 

Dundumol : Innu rathri enne kaanan varumo..?

 

Tintumon : Oh innu nalla mazhayanu...purathu poyal amma thallum...

 

598 : Rooster's Alarm Time

  

 

Teacher : Kozhi koovunath eppol...?

a) Morning

b) Noon


c) Evening

 

d) Night

Tintumon : Ithonumalla Teacher ”MUNSHIK Shesham”

 

597 : Best Friend

  

 

Aarumon : Lokathile Best friends aarocke aanennu parayaamo...?


Tintumon : Nammude kannukal, Bcoz randum orumichu urangum, orumichu unarum, orumichu karayum etc.


Aarumon : Appol oru pennine kandal oru kannu mathram adakkunnath enthu konda...??


Tintumon : Oru pennu vicharichal ethu friendshippum thakarckan pattunnathu kondada.....!!

 

596 : Aadyathe Kutti



Tintumonte wife pregnant ayi. Avar Doctore kaanaan poyi

Hospitalil vech Doctor Tintumonod : Aadyathe kutti ano..??

Tintumon : Alla, njan ivalude bharthava…!!!

595 : Porotta

  

Teacher : Lokathil ettavum kooduthal adichamarthapetta vargam ethanu..??

Tintumon : Porotta

594 : Kulickande..??

  

Amma : Kulikkunnilleda...??

Tintumon : Und…

Amma : Eda kulikkunnilleeennu..??

TintumonUndennu…

Amma : Ethra neramayi?..??nee kulikkunnilleda..?...?

Tintumon : Undennu…

Amma : Pinne enthonna aalochichirikkunne..??

Tintumon : Ennu kulickanam enna...!!

593 : Pranayam

  

Aarumon : Pranayathe enthinodaa upamickaan kazhiyuka....??

Tintumon : Cinemayodu

Aarumon : Engane..??

Tintumon : Ippo njan Pinkumole premickaanennu veck, athil

Production : Njan
Direction : Pinkumol
Music : Kootukar
Stunt : Veetukar and
Distribution : Naatukar...!!

 

592 : First Night Thought

  

Tintumonte first nightil…

Dundumol : Ithrayum naal nammal snehichu, eppol nammal kalyanam kazhichu….enthu thonnunnu..??

TintumonAvsanam njan pettupoyi ennu thonnunnu..!!

 

591 : Marketing And Feedback

 
  

Aarumon : What is direct marketing and customer feedback..??

Tintumon : Look, Pinkumol is coming; You love her right...??

Aarumon : Yes

Tintumon : Then, go and kiss her

Aarumon : Why..?

Tintumon : Thats is direct marketing of your love

Aarumon went and kissed her but she slapped him on his face. 

Aarumon : She slapped me on my face

Tintumon : That was customer feedback..!!

590 : Letter from MD

  

Tintumon : Dad, You have a letter by post

Dad : Open and read it

Tintumon : He has praised you a lot in this Dad

Dad : What is written, read it loudly

Tintumon : "Thanks for your support in last year, with your help we have achieved our sales targets. Please continue your wonderful support....”

Mom : Wow, super. Who has sent it..?

Tintumon : M.D

Dad : There is a chance for a Promotion with increment

Mom : Love you dear, Umma...!!

Tintumon : Let me complete; its M.D, Beverage Corperation, Kerala…..!!

 

Saturday, February 12, 2011

589 : No Soda

  

 

Amma : Mone chaya tharatte..?

Tintumon : Venda

Amma : Coffee..?

 

Tintumon : Venda

 

Amma : Juice..?

 

Tintumon : Venda 

Amma : Brandy..?

 

Tintumon : Soda venda..!!