Wednesday, August 17, 2011

796 : Thats exactly what I said

Tintumon returns home from school early and says Teacher send me out of the class

Dad : Why..??

Tintumon : The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6

Dad : But thats right

Tintumon : Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2

Dad : Whats the fucking difference

Tintumon : Thats exactly what i said..!!

Ha ha ha

795 : Understanding a Girl

Sajjumon : How to understand a Girl..??

Tintumon : Its not possible

Sajjumon : Why..??

Tintumon : Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1GB file with a 2 kbps speed and when you have downloaded 95% you will get an error message..!!

The Truth

794 : How many Indians will be Happy...??

One day the Presidents of three major Political parties of India were traveling in a Helicopter

One of them dropped a Rs.100 note and said : I made one poor Indian happy today

Second one dropped two Rs. 50 notes and said : I made two poor Indians happy today

Third one dropped 10 Rs.10 notes and said : I made ten poor Indians happy today

After hearing all this the Pilot Tintumon said

Tintumon : I shall drop down all three of you and all the 125 Crore Indians will be happy forever..!!

The cheaters