500 : Right Answer

  

Teacher : 1000kg oru ton...apol 3000 kg ethrayaa...??

Tintumon : TON..TONA TON............!!!

499 : Standard Question

  

In maths exam Tintumon got one question.
 

Prove
 

SinX = 6n

Tintumon canceled "n" from both the sides

Then 

Six = 6

hence the proof

and wrote
 

Kurachu standard ulla question vekkadae

498 : Rape

  

Tintumon : Yesterday I saved a girl from rape

Aarumon : How...????

.

.

Tintumon : Self control machu, self control...!!! 

497 : Dinesh Beedi

  

CPIM Minister at Anniversary function

 

Minister : khadi thuni industry valare nashtathilanu, athukondu schoolil khadi thuni uniform prolsahippikanam...

Tintumon : Sir DINESH BEEDI yum nashtathilanu. . . !!