Sunday, April 18, 2010

43 : Gold Fish

 
Parambil kuzhi kuzhikunna tintumonodu ayalkkaran

“Enthina mone ne kuzhi undakkunne ?”

Tintumon : “Ente goldfish chathu poyi chetta…”

Ayalkkaran: “Oru goldfishine kuzhichidan enthinada ithrayum valiya kuzhi ?”

Tintumon: “Chettante poochayude vayattilalle ente goldfish ullathu…”

42 : Millionaire

 
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.

Tintumon didn’t write.

Teacher: why are you not writing?

Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

41 : Toilet Cleaning

 

Tintumonum achanum tammil adi kooodi..Tintumon karanju...

enitu achan purattu poyi tirichu vannapol..Tintumon bhayangara sandoshatil...!!

Achan: chodichu 'endina sandosham' ......

Tintumon : enike sankadam vannu...appol njaan toilet clean cheytu...appol enike sandosham thonni.

Achan : why?

Tintumon:  because njaan achande toothbrush upayogichaa toilet clean cheythe..hahaha

40 : Pavam Tintumol

 

Tintumon: njaan ninte veetil poyarunnu.namude kalyanam nadakum enu thonunilla

Tintumol: athenna patti, chettan ente achane kando??

Tintumon: alla ninte aniyathiye kandu.....!!!

39 : Reply fromTintu mol

 
My Dear Tintu Darling,

Your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
 
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.

See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.

Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol...

38 : Love Letter To Tintumol

 
To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintu mol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.

I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock.

I wait down mango tree. You no come, i jump train. 

Sure come...

yours lovely,

Tintumon 

Std 1 B

37 : Daivam

 
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……


"Daivame...!!..Nee pinneyum vanno....?"

36 : Tharavaattil Pirannavar

 
Tintumon : amme njan enganeya undayathu ? 

Amma : mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha  

Tintumon : appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

Amma : njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha  

Tintumon : appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam illalle

35 : Food & Acomodation

 

Teacher : Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food and Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon : Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

 

34 : Petrol Pump

 
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna Tintumonodu achan.

“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”

TintumonAchanalle…petrol pump onnum allallo.....?


33 : Fibre Content

 
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.

Tintumon: Athinentha thenga thinnal pore....?

Tuttumol: Thengayil‍ high fibre content aano?

Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.....

 

32 : Chatukam

 
Classil urangunna Tintumonod

Teacher: Uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?

Tintumon: Chatukam

Teacher: Njan entha chodichath..?

Tintumon: Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….


31 : Tonic

 
Tintumon in medical shop

Tintumon: Chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha...!

Shopkeeper: Tonikkano?

Tintumon: ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…


30 : Formulae of Water

 
Teacher : What is the formula of water...?

Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher : What is this..?

Tintumon : This is Corporation Water.....!


29 : Native Place

 
Teacher : Tintumon,Where is your native place..?

Tintumon : Checkoslovakia.

Teacher : Tell me the spelling…

(kure neram alochichathinu shesham Tintumon)

Tintumon : Patticheeee…….!!!!!!

my native place is GOA.....

 

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