Sunday, February 20, 2011
Scientist Tintumon invented new element.
Element name : GIRL
Symbol : GL
Atomic no : 143
Found : Everywhere
Physical properties : Boils at any anytime, freeze anybody anytime, melts when handled with love and care, very reactive, highly unstable, attracted towards gold, silver etc…
Uses : Used to destroy boys, Good reducing agent of money...!!!
Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card
Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved...”
Tintumon : Wow, Super...Give 10 Similar Cards...!!
Tintumon : Mom, Please give me a glass of Water
Mom : You come and Drink
Tintumon : Please Mom
Mom : If you repeat it, I will slap you
Tintumon : Ok, Bring the water when you come to Slap me...!!