Sunday, August 28, 2011

798 : Difference Between Gandhiji & Anna Hazare

Aarumon : What is the difference between Gandhiji & Anna Hazare..??

Tintumon : Gandhiji fought against the external forces to stop their rule in India and Anna Hazare fought against the internal forces who rule India in S&C model

Aarumon : What is S&C Model..??

Tintumon : Scams & Corruption Model..!!

Yea only scams

Thursday, August 25, 2011

797 : Reason Why India is not Winning even a Single Game in England

Tintumon : Do you know why India is not winning even a single game in England..??

Aarumon : No, I dont know

Tintumon : Supporting Anna Hazare. India will not win a single game until the JanLokpal bill is approved..!!

Ha ha ha

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

796 : Thats exactly what I said

Tintumon returns home from school early and says Teacher send me out of the class

Dad : Why..??

Tintumon : The teacher asked me how much is 2 x 3 and i said 6

Dad : But thats right

Tintumon : Then she asked me how much is 3 x 2

Dad : Whats the fucking difference

Tintumon : Thats exactly what i said..!!

Ha ha ha

795 : Understanding a Girl

Sajjumon : How to understand a Girl..??

Tintumon : Its not possible

Sajjumon : Why..??

Tintumon : Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1GB file with a 2 kbps speed and when you have downloaded 95% you will get an error message..!!

The Truth

794 : How many Indians will be Happy...??

One day the Presidents of three major Political parties of India were traveling in a Helicopter

One of them dropped a Rs.100 note and said : I made one poor Indian happy today

Second one dropped two Rs. 50 notes and said : I made two poor Indians happy today

Third one dropped 10 Rs.10 notes and said : I made ten poor Indians happy today

After hearing all this the Pilot Tintumon said

Tintumon : I shall drop down all three of you and all the 125 Crore Indians will be happy forever..!!

The cheaters

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

793 : Meaning of ABCDEFG and GFEDCBA

Sajjumon : Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG..??

Tintumon : No

Sajjumon : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Tintumon : Do you know the meaning of its reversal, GFEDCBA..??

Sajjumon : No

Tintumon : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again..!!

Hows it..??

Thursday, August 11, 2011

792 : Thats Good

Tintumon : Hey, I got married

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house

Aarumon : Oh, thats good

Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down

Aarumon : Oh, thats bad

Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside...!!

Thats Good

Monday, August 8, 2011

791 : Where is India's Capital

Teacher : Where is India's Capital..?

Tintumon : In Switzerland

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : Especially in Swiss Banks..!!

Thats True

790 : Tintumon's Letter

Tintumon's Letter to Rosimol


Ente sneham nee thiricharinjhilla. Nee allayirunno ente jeevan. Ath ethra thavana njan ninnod paranjhittund. Nee illaathe, ninne kaanaathe ini engane njan jeevickum. Ath nee orthittundo..??

Nee chodhichathellam njan thannille. Ente Super mante padamulla ruber, Donald Duck water bottle. Ellaam potte. Ente ABCD ezhuthiya 4 line book vare njan thannille...??

Ennittu nee maathram poyi.....

Onnaam Classileck...!!

UKG suppy ezhuthaan Tintumonte jeevitham iniyum baacki...!!


LKG Failed


Sunday, August 7, 2011

789 : Bharya Olichodi

A newly married Malayalam Film Star nte wife aarude koodeyo olichodi. Adheham Tintumon SI aya police stationil complain koduckaan ethi

Film Star : Ente bhaarya oodippoy Sir

Tintumon : Ninte padamo oodunnilla Bharya engilum onnu oodattedo...!!

Ha ha ha

788 : Gandhiji or Nehruji

Tintumon : I am really confused now..??

Aarumon : What happened..??

Tintumon : Nehru told 'Laziness is the biggest enemy' and Gandhiji told to 'Love your enemies'

Aarumon : So

Tintumon : Whom i should obey...?? Bapu ko ya Chacha ko..??

Real Confusion..!!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

787 : 4 + 4 = 10

Rosimol : Eppozhaanu 4 + 4 = 10 aakunnath...??

Tintumon : Utharam Thettumbhol..!!

He He He

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

786 : Homework in Facebook

Teacher : Where is your Homework..??

Tintumon : I have uploaded it

Teacher : Where..??

Tintumon : In Facebook and have tagged you in that too..!!

Height of Social Networking

Monday, August 1, 2011

785 : Law of Tension

Tintumon's Law of Tension

Tension is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exams where 'Naale Padickaam' remains constant

Naale Padickano..??