Saturday, December 11, 2010

559 : Newton's International Quiz Competition


Sir Issac Newton conducted an International Quiz Competition. Representatives of all major nations participated. Tintumon represented India

Newton : How to write four in between five....??

Chinese : Its a joke

Japanese : Its not technically possible

American : Wrong question

British : Not available in internet

Tintumon : I can, 

And wrote on the board

" F(IV)E "

Newton : It was an answerless question

Tintumon : If there is any other similar question I can help you



558 : Tintumon's Live Story

  

 

Tintumon's Live story


5 Friends lived in a room.


Namely Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Brain & Fool.

 

Oneday Somebody killed Nobody,


That time Brain was in bathroom,

 

Mad called Police....


Mad : Is it Police station...?


Police : Yes 


Mad : Somebody killed Nobody


Police : What....? Are you mad....??


Mad : Yes


Police : Don't you have brain...??


Mad : Brain was in bathroom


Police : You fool...? 


Mad : No sir, Fool is reading this story...!!

 

 

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