Sunday, August 12, 2012

815 : Reason for Power Grid Failure

Teacher : What is the reason behind the recent Power Grid Failure..??

Tintumon : Rajnikant was charging his mobile..Thats why black out in half of India..!!

Ohhhhhh...

814 : Fantastic

Teacher : You should be fantastic always

Tintumon : Will I be fantastic always if I drink 'Fanta' everyday..??

Teacher : What nonsense are you saying..??

Tintumon : If I drink 'Alcohol' I am alcoholic but if I drink 'Fanta' I am not Fantastic..This is utter nonsense...!!

Right...

Sunday, June 17, 2012

813 : Cabera Dance

Tintumon went to watch 'Cabera' Dance. When he returned home Mom asked.

Mom : Did you see there something which should not be seen...??

Tintumon : Yes

Mom : What...??

Tintumon : Dad..!!

Ohhhhh

Saturday, May 12, 2012

812 : Balakrishna Pillai

Achan : Ella vishayathinum pass aayillel ninne njan veetil kettilla

Tintumon : Achan orumaathiri Balakrishna Pillaye pole samsaarickaruth...!!

Ha ha ha...

Monday, April 30, 2012

811 : Kimvadanthi

  
Teacher Tintumonod : Vaakyathil prayoghikyuka… ‘Kimvadanthi’.

Tintumon : “Tintumonu ‘Kimvadanthi’ enna vaakku vaakyathil prayoghikyaan ariyilla…”!!

Ariyathe illa...:)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

810 : Similarity between Facebook and Jail

Tintumon : There is a similarity between Facebook and Jail..!!

Aarumon : Whats that..??

Tintumon : In both case, people sit, waste time and write on walls...!!

Yes yes yes

809 : Campus Placement

One day final semester B-tech student Tintumon came home with a girl

Dad : Whats this...??

Tintumon : My campus placement...!!
Perfect Placement

Monday, March 12, 2012

808 : Laziest Mountain

Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..??

Tintumon : I don't know

Teacher : Then what do you know..??

Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!!

Teacher : Which is that...?

Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!

Take rest..!!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

807 : Password is Like

Aarumon : What is a password..??

Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!

Aarumon : How..??

Tintumon : You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers..!!

He he he

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

806 : English Car

Teacher : Vellakar India yil adyamayi vannathu eppol..??

Tintumon : Eth...Ambassadar Caaro...?

Teacher : Athalla English kar

Tintumon : Angane oru Car undo..?? sorry enickariyilla...!!

Ehhhhhhhhhh

805 : Aadyamayi Thonniya

Tintumon : Aadyamayi Thonniya, Ithuvare Parayatha Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju...

AarumonAaha ennito...??

TintumonPakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha Aarodum Parayaatha Njan polum Kelkaatha ‘Pachatheri’ Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju. Kaalam Maari, Koode Penkuttikalum..!

Achodaaa

Sunday, March 4, 2012

804 : Whats Up

Rosimol : Hai..Whats Up..??

Tintumon : Petrol Price...!!

Always

803 : Exact Answer

Teacher : How was the exam..??

Tintumon : I could answer 3 questions properly..rest i did not attempt

Teacher : Which are those 3..??

Tintumon : Name, Roll Number and Date...!!

Ki ki ki ki

802 : Useless outside India

Teacher : Name one thing which is effective in India but useless outside India..??

Tintumon : Indian Cricket Team..!!

He he he true

801 : Chorichil

Doctor Tintumon rogiyude kannil marunnu ozhich koduthitt

Doctor Tintumon : Kannil marunnu ozhichappol chorichil vanno..??

Patient : Illa..??

Doctor Tintumon : Saramilla...Bill kaanumbhol chorinjhu kerickolum...!!

Sure

Thursday, March 1, 2012

800 : Which animal has maximum Teeth..??


Teacher : Which animal has the maximum number of teeth...??

Tintumon : Ravanan..!!

Smile Please...:P

799 : Be the Sun of my Life

 Tintumon : Would you like to be the Sun of my life..??
 
Dundumol : Wowww...Yes Dear...:)
 
Tintumon : Then stay 9,995,887.6 Miles away from me...:)


Bye Bye...

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