Saturday, April 17, 2010

28 : Kalleru to Principal

 
Tintumon called principal

Tintumon : Sarinte veetil undaya kalleril eniku pankilla

Principal : Ivide anganonum nadanittillallo.

Tintumon : Sorry njan kurach kazhinju vilikkam..

 

27 : Kalleru

 
Oru vazhipokkan Tintumonte achanodu.

Innale ningalude magan enne kalledutherinju


Tintumonte Achan : Ayyo.. Ennittathu ningalude dehathu kondo..?

Vazhipokkan : Illa..

Tintumonte Achan : Ennal athu ente mon alla


26 : 4b = P

 
Exam Qn: If 2(l+b)=P; 

Prove that 4b = P.

Tintumon answered like this: 


2(l+b)=P
 
2(ell+b)=P
 
2(bone+b)=P
 

taking ‘b’ as common
 

2b(one+1)=P
 

2b(2)=P
 

4b=P!

 

25 : Snehathinte Thiramala

 
Tintumon : Ente kannilekkonnu nokku, endhelm kanunnundo
  
Girlfriend : Snehathinte thiramalakal
 
Tintumon : Avalde ammede thiramala, kannil endh koppa poyennu nokkedee

24 : Puli

 
Tintumon : Njan kattilude Nadakkumbol oru puli vannu.. puliye kandappol njan odi
 
kuttukaran : Appol
 
Tintumon : Puliyum ente pinnale odi... njan marathil kayari
 
kuttukaran : Appol puli
 
Tintumon : Puliyum pinnale kayari.. njan apol randamathe kombil kayari
 
kuttukaran : Appol puli
 
Tintumon : Puliyum randamathe kombil kayari.. njan apol monnamathe kombil kayari
 
kuttukaran : Appol puli
 
Tintumon  : Alla aliaaa njan ariyan melanjittu chodikuvaa  nee ente settano atho puleede settano 



23 : Baby

 
Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.

Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.

Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,

Tintumon : Who are you..?

The girl replied : I am Baby and You....??

Tintumon : I am a Stupid..!!! 


22 : Idi Marichu

 
Tintumon : Ini orikallum mazha peyyumbol IDI undavilla..!!

Teacher : Athenthaaa....?

Tintumon : Pathratil vartha undayirunnu "IDI" minnalettu marichunnu

21 : PTA Meeting

 
Tintumon : Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..

Dad : What do you mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?

Tintumon : Ya, just You, me & Principal


20 : Ambalathil

 
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..

Munnile Uncle : Shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.

Tintumon : Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!