327 : Ragging Style

  

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said

Tintumon : Da ithil '1' muthal '6' vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee athil onnedukkanam..

Junior : Ennittu...?

Tintumon : If u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..

Junior : appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?

Tintumon : Nammal veendum kalikkum....!!

326 : Removing Clothes Not Restricted

  

Watchman Tintumon : Madam swimming is restricted in this lake..

Lady : why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes...?

Tintumon : That is not restricted.....!!

325 : Cute Reasoning

  

Teacher : entha late aayath...?

Tintumon : amblathil ninnirangi cherupp thappuvaayirunnu...

Teacher : ennittu kittiyo....?

Tintumon : illa, avasaanam njan ente cherupp thanne ittittu ponnu....!!