Thursday, June 30, 2011

734 : Fastest modes of Communication

  
Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??


Pinkumol : E-mail


Teacher : Right, the second one..??


Tintumon : Female..!!

733 : Tourism Tags of Famous Countries

  
Teacher : Tell the Tourism Tags of Different Countries..??


Dundumol : Thailand: Amazing Thailand


Aarumon : India: Incredible India


Pinkumol : Malaysia: Truly Asia


Tintumon : Pakistan: Have a blast, Till you last

732 : Paranjhu Varumbhol

Tintumon : Vadacke veetile 'Rajappan' adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??


Achan : Paranjhu varumbhol ninte 'Maman' aayittu varum


Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??

731 : Black & White TV

  
In Physics Class


Tintumon : I have a doubt..??


Teacher : Ask


Tintumon : Is 'Black' a color..??


Teacher : Yes


Tintumon : Is 'White' a color..??


Teacher : Yes


Tintumon : Then Why a Black & White TV is not a color TV..??


Teacher : .......................................

730 : The Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla



Tintumon : Do you know the Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla..??


Aarumon : No


Tintumon : Dabur AMLA Hair Oil..!!

729 : The Latest Type of Loan

  
One day morning Tintumon was going with the legal documents of his Home. Dundumon saw him

Dundumon : Where are you going with all these documents..??

Tintumon : I am going to apply for a loan in the Bank

Dundumon : What type of Loan..??

Tintumon : Petrol Loan..!!



728 : Which is the Best Career

  
Dundumon : Which is the Best Career..?

Tintumon : Sanyasam

Dundumon : How..?

Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be

Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores