Sunday, June 27, 2010

360 ; Achan in Congress or Communism

  


Election Pracharana samayam....

Vote chodhih  vanna politicians Tintuvinod : Achan congrassilo Communistilo....?

Tintumon : Achan kakkoosila…!!

359 : Papam Poruckkan enth Cheyyanam

   

Vikari Achan : Nammude papangal daivam porukkanamenkil nam enthu cheyyanam...??

Tintumon : Papam cheyyanam Acho...!!

358 : Pura Niranjhu Ninnal Enth cheyyum..?

   

Thomasettan : Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?

Tintumon : Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…

 

357 : How to fix the names of Cylones..?

   

Why do scientists give the female names like Katrina & Laila to all these Cyclones...?

Tintumon : Because, GIRLS are the symbols of DISASTER…..

356 : Disasters Of 1st World War

   

Teacher : Onnaam loka mahaayuddham kondundaaya duranthamgal enthellaam..?

Tintumon : Randaam Lokha Mahayudham...!!


355 : Only Question which Cannot have an Answer 'Yes'

  

Teacher : Athe...ennu utharam parayaan pattaatha chodyam undo..?

Tintumon : Undallo…
 
Teacher : Ethaa aa chodyam.... parayoo kelckatte...?

Tintumon : Ningal Urangukayaano...?

 

354 : Delivery in 6th Month

  

Patient : Doctor vivaaham kazhinju aaraam maasam ente bharya prasavichu....Enthanu Doctor kaaranam..?

Dr: Tintumon : Thangalude bharya vivaha parisheelana coursil pankeduthath kondaayirickum....saramilla..ini ingane undaavilla....


353 : Use of Cocunut Trees

  

TeacherThengu (Coconut Tree) illaayirunnuvengil enthu sambhavikkumaayirunnu..?

Tintumon : Monguna Pattikalude ennam koodumaayirunnu....

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