Tuesday, June 8, 2010

301 : Great Quotes on Change


Change always comes bearing gifts : Price Pritchett

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine : Robert C. Gallagher

It is not necessary to change.  Survival is not mandatory : W. Edwards Deming  

You must bring the Change : Tintumon (Bus Conductor)

300 : Slumdog Millionaire


Teacher : Imagine you are a millionaire. Write ur life history...??

Tintumon didn’t write.

Teacher : why are you not writing...?

Tintumon : I’m waiting for my secretary to take notes….

299 : The Best Idiot


Principal was annoyed by the noise during the Assembly 

Principal : There seems to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning, Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time...?

Tintumon shouted : Okay..friends please be silent..and You continue Sir....

298 : Honeymonn to Heaven


Tintumol : I wish if our honeymoon is at a place which I have never seen in my life...

Tintumon : Ok.. Agreed.. Then I will take you to the kitchen....

297 : Prime Minister of England


Teacher : Who is the prime minster of England...?

Tintumon : Teacher padikkan time kittiyilla..

Teacher( angrily) : adhu ente kuttamano...? give me the answer..

Tintumon : Barack Obama

Teacher : fool, he is American president..

Tintumon : athente kuttamano…?