Monday, March 28, 2011

647 : The Final Wish to Die on Cross

Tintuvine thooki kollan vidichu
Judge : Avasanamy enthenkilum parayanundo..?

Tintumon : Enne kurishil tharachu konnal mathi
Judge : Why..??
Tintumon : Moonnam divasam uyarth ezhunnelckumallo..!!

646 : Indian Movies taught this

Teacher : Do you watch movies..??

Tintumon : Yes

Teacher : What did the Indian movies teach you..??

Tintumon : A lot of things

Teacher : What are they..??

Tintumon : Like,

1. Atleast one of the identical twins is born evil

2. When you try to defuse a bomb, dont worry which wire you cut, you will always choose the right one

3. When you turn off the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible

4. A man will show no pain when taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds

5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from the duty

6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps

645 ; Law of Wrong Number

Law of Wrong Number by Tintumon

When dialing a wrong number it will never be engaged..!!

644 : The Law of Encounter

The Law of Encounter by Tintumon

The probability of meeting a known person is high when you are with someone you are not supposed to be..!!

643 : The Law of Reachability

Law of Reachability by Tintumon 

The coin dropped by you will attain the farthest and the most unreachable distance possible..!!

642 : The Law of Grease

Law of Grease by Tintumon

Whenever there is Grease in your hands your nose starts to itch terribly..!!

641 : The Law of Queue

 The Law of Queue by Tintumon
The queue you have left will move faster than the one you are currently standing in...!!