Thursday, July 14, 2011

750 : Search Engine Faster than Google

  
Aarumon : Is there a search engine which searches faster than Google..??


Tintumon : Yes, A boy's eye


Aarumon : When..??


Tintumon : In searching a beautiful girl from a Crowd..!!

749 : Honest Man, Wise Man & Husband

  
Teacher : If a man surrenders when he is wrong, He is a..??


Tintumon : Honest Man


TeacherIf a man surrenders when he is not sure, He is a..??


Tintumon : Wise Man


Teacher : If a man surrenders even if he is right, He is a..??


Tintumon : Husband..!!

748 : Walking in the Rain

  
One day Tintumon was walking through the Road. Suddenly it started to Rain.


One girl went near to him and told :  Get into my umbrella


Tintumon : No thanks, Its ok Sister. He walked away drenched in the rain


What is the Moral of the Incident..??


Nothing, The girl is not that cute..!!

747 : Complete and Finish

  
Tintumon went for an Interview


Interviewer : What is the difference between 'Complete and Finish'..??


Tintumon : When you marry the right person you are 'Complete' and when you marry the wrong person you are 'Finish'

746 : How to use the Word Friendship

Aarumon : How the Word Friendship is being used..??


Tintumon : Boys use the Word Friendship to start Love and Girls use it to end Love..!!

745 : Sound Advice

  
Aarumon : When you have done something wrong and you are in trouble, where will you go for a Sound Advice..??


Tintumon : Go to my parents


Aarumon : Are you sure..??


Tintumon : Yea, you will get 99% sound and 1% Advice..!!

744 : Richimon And

  
Tintumonte Classileck oru puthiya student vannu 'Richimon'


Tintumon : Eda ninackenthaa Richimon ennu perittath..??


Richimon : Njan Jenichappo ente parents Rich aayi athu kondaa Richimon ennu perittath


Tintumon : Nee jenichappo ninte parents 'Poor' aavaathirunnath nannaayi..!!