86 : Tintumon Wisdom

 
“Loose Motion Can Never Be In Slow Motion"

85 : Achan marichu

  

Amma: mone meen vaangan poya achan car idichu marichu
 

Tintumon: saramilla amme namuk chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam….!

84 : Smart Answer

  
Dundumol bus stopil nilkunnath Tintumon kandu… Avan poyi Dundumolku kiss koduthu….

Deshyathode Dundumol : chiiii…nee entha cheyyunne…?
 
Tintumon: L.K.G yil padikunnu…

83 : Sleep B4 marriage

  

Dundumon : Whats the problem if I sleep with my girlfriend before marriage ?

Tintumon : Theres no problem if you “sleep”

82 : Pennukaanal

 

Tintumon maammante koode pennu kanan poyi

Maamman: kutty eduvare padichu...?

Penkutty: BA

Tintumon: Ayye verum 2 aksharam aano padichath.....athum thala thirich...!

81 : Hridhayam Ambhalam

  

Tintumon: I love u…

Dundumol: kaalil cherippu undu..

Tintumon: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!

80 : Pazham maathram

    

Tintumon kadakkaranodu : oru pazhathinu ethraya vila ?

Kadakkaran : 1 roopa....

Tintumon : 60 paisakku tharumo ?

Kadakkaran : 60 paisakku tholi mathram kittum...

Tintumon : inna 40 paisa...

tholi venda , pazham mathram mathi....

79 : Bus Conductor Tintu

  

Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :

“drrrr…pee pee pom..

Stop!

Ella thendikalum irangiko.

Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.

Puvam rite..drrr..

Kayari nilkada pulle.

drrr..”

Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.

5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..

Tintumon: “drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!

Vegam irangada pattikale, allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!

Povam rite. tin tin……!!

78 : Appooppan Kari

  

Tintumon: Appoppan endha urangukayano....?

Amma: Alla mone appoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..

Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne....!!....??

77 : Oldest Animal

  

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Tintu mon: ZEBRA...!!

Teacher: How?

Tintu mon: Bcoz it is Black & White..!

76 : Newton's 3rd Law

  

Teacher: can u give an example of Newton's third law:- "For every action there is equal and opposite reaction"?

Tintumon: every time i open my book…my eyes close!