296 : Newton's Second Law

 

Tintumon : can you prove "Juice = Soap"...??

Dundumon : no..!!.Can you..??

Tintumon : yes see...

From Newton’s 2nd law,

f = ma.

Now multiply ‘a’ on bth sides...

Then, fa = Maa.

Fa is a soap and maa is a juice

Hence the proof

295 : Best Report Card

   

Father : Let me see your report card...

Tintumon : I don’t have it.

Father : Why...?

Tintumon : My friend just borrowed it....

Father : For what...?

Tintumon : He wants to scare his parents...

294 : Real Maths

  

Teacher :  Your Chemistry exercise was bad, I told you to write it 20 times...You have written it only 10 times...
 

Tintumon : Is it madam...?..Guess My Maths is also Bad....!

293 : ESPN : Asianet : HBO : Cartoon Network

  

The maths teacher saw that Tintumon wasn’t paying attention in class...

Teacher : Tintu... ! what are 4, 12, 18 and 24....?

Tintumon : ESPN, Asianet, HBO and the Cartoon Network....!