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Thursday, June 30, 2011
734 : Fastest modes of Communication
Teacher
:
Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??
Pinkumol
:
E-mail
Teacher
:
Right, the second one..??
Tintumon
:
Female..!!
733 : Tourism Tags of Famous Countries
Teacher
:
Tell the Tourism Tags of Different Countries..??
Dundumol
:
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
Aarumon
:
India: Incredible India
Pinkumol
:
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Tintumon
:
Pakistan: Have a blast, Till you last
732 : Paranjhu Varumbhol
Tintumon
:
Vadacke veetile 'Rajappan' adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??
Achan
:
Paranjhu varumbhol ninte 'Maman' aayittu varum
Tintumon
:
Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??
731 : Black & White TV
In Physics Class
Tintumon
:
I have a doubt..??
Teacher
:
Ask
Tintumon
:
Is 'Black' a color..??
Teacher
:
Yes
Tintumon
:
Is 'White' a color..??
Teacher
:
Yes
Tintumon
:
Then Why a Black & White TV is not a color TV..??
Teacher
:
.......................................
730 : The Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla
Tintumon
:
Do you know the Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla..??
Aarumon
:
No
Tintumon
:
Dabur AMLA Hair Oil..!!
729 : The Latest Type of Loan
One day morning Tintumon was going with the legal documents of his Home. Dundumon saw him
Dundumon
:
Where are you going with all these documents..??
Tintumon
:
I am going to apply for a loan in the Bank
Dundumon
:
What type of Loan..??
Tintumon
:
Petrol Loan..!!
728 : Which is the Best Career
Dundumon
:
Which is the Best Career..?
Tintumon
:
Sanyasam
Dundumon
:
How..?
Tintumon
:
After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be
Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
727 : Call me a Taxi
Tintumon was working as Personal Assistant of the CEO of a reputed company. One day morning CEO called Tintu
CEO
:
Hey Tintu, Call me a Taxi
Tintumon
:
Hello Taxi, Good Morning..!!
726 : 25 Paisa to be Banned From today
Aarumon
:
Innu muthal 25 nte paisa nirodhichedaa
Tintumon
:
Ho rekshapettu, Innu muthal enne aarum Kalckaashinu vilayillathavan ennu vilickillello..!!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
725 : Some Text Missing
Aarumon
:
I have a problem with my Mobile
Tintumon
:
What happened..??
Aarumon
:
Sometimes it shows 'Some Text Missing'
Tintumon
:
Oh pinne ella Textum kittan ninte mobile endha Universal library aaano..?
724 : Abhishek Bachan Gonna Become Father
Tintumon went to Meet Abhishek Bachan to Congratulate on hearing the News that Aishwarya Rai became pregnant
Tintumon
:
Congratulations, May god bless you with a nice baby
Abhishek
:
No idea sirji
Tintumon
:
Get Idea from the Third Abhishek, He must be having the Idea..!!
723 : Monsoon Tips
Tintumon
:
Don't meet girls during 'monsoon'
Aarumon
:
What will happen..?
Tintumon
:
They will become 'mom soon'
722 : Mazhackala Rogangal
Teacher
:
Mazhackaalath kaanappedunna ettavum valiya rogam ethaanu..?
Tintumon
:
Madi..!!
721 : Sabha: The perfect Lover
Aarumon
:
Ente classile 'Nabha' enna penkuttiku ninne valya ishtamanu
Tintumon
:
Oho..’Nabha’ ennadhinu pagaram ’Sabha’ ennanu perengil enikithiri ishtam thoniyene
Aarumon
:
Adhendha ee ’Sabha’ ku ithre prathyegatha..?
Tintumon
:
'Sabha’ aanengil idakidakku koodamallo…eppol venamengilum pirichum vidam… !!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
720 : Kara Nallathalle ??
One day Dundumol kissed Tintu on his face and he gets a mark of lipstick..When he reached home Mom asked
Mom
:
Enthada ithu..?
Tintumon
:
Nallathu cheyyumpol kara pattiyal kara nalathalle Mummy....!!
719 : What is Education
Teacher
:
What is the education..?
Tintumon
:
Education is an organized system through which we waste one half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life..!!
718 : Poorvikar
Dundumol
:
Ente Muthashi parayuva namude poorvikar kuranganmar aayirunnu ennu..??
Tintumon
:
Athoke ningade kudamba karyam, njanenthu parayana.!!
717 : Advertisement for the Most Mileage
Tintumon gave an advertisement in the Newspaper when the petrol prices raised by Rs.5.
Advertisement:
Kuranjha Pullu kondu kooduthal Mileage kittunna Kaalavandi (With 2 Kala) Aavashyam undu
Modelum vilayum prashnam alla, Nalla anusarana ulla kaalakal aayirickanam..!!
716 : Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage
Pinkumol
:
Endhada ee arranged marriage um love marriage um thammilulla difference..?
Tintumon
:
Arranged marriage- vangiya sadhanam ishtapettillelum orikkalum thirichu kodukkan patilla..!!
Pinkumol
:
Appol Love marriage..?
Tintumon
:
Love marriage- upayogichu nokki ishtapettal mathram vangiyal madh..!!
715 : Pranayam Thenga Poleyaanu
Dundumon
:
Pranam enth poleyaa Tintumone..?
Tintumon
:
Pranayam Thenga poleyanu
Dundumon
:
How..?
Tintumon
:
Athinte Vellam kudickan nallathaanu
Karikalil cherthal nalla ruchiyaanu
Pakshe, Thalayil veenaal jeevitham poyi..!!
Friday, June 24, 2011
714 : Best thing to Place over a Christmas Cake
Aarumon
:
Which is the best thing to place over this Christmas Cake..?
Tintumon
:
No doubt … its my Teeth..!!
713 : Trip to Mysoor
Teacher
:
Ningalk evideck tour pokananu ishtam..?
Tintumon
:
Mysoor
Teacher
:
Why Mysoor..?
Tintumon
:
Kazhinja kollam Sharada teacher kokkayil veenu marichath avide vechanu..!!
712 : Buying Mobile Easily
Pinkumol
:
Nee Mobile vangiyath Ninte Achan Arinjo..?
Tintumon
:
SalesMan Polum Arinjilla pinneyalle.. Achan..!!
711 : Malarea
Teacher
:
Othiri malakal kaanappedunna sthalathinu englishil oru ottavakku parayum. enthanathu.. ?
Tintumon : MALAREA..!!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
710 : Changathi Nannaayal Kannaadi Venda
Aarumon
:
Ninackariyo, Changathi Nannaayal Kannadi Venda ennu teacher paranjhu..?
Tintumon
:
Appo nee nannaavunno atho njan kannaadi medickano..?
709 : Psychology of Girls
Dundumon
:
Do you know anything about the Psychology of
Girls.?
Tintumon
:
Yes, i know; Its
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
at the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy..!!
708 : Attittudes of Ganguly, Sachin, Sehwag & Dravid
Tintumon
:
Do you know the Attittudes of our favourite cricketers..?
Aarumon
:
I dont know, you tell
Tintumon
:
Ganguly : Do or Die
Sehwag : Do Before You Die
Sachin : Dont Die Until You Do
Rahul Dravid : Play Until Bowlers Die...!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
707 : Rathinirvedham
Teacher
:
Vedhangal Ethra ennam undu..?
Dundumol
:
4
Teacher
:
Ethockeya..?
Aarumon
:
Rigvedham, Samavedham, Yajurvedham, pinnathe ariyilla miss
Teacher
:
Vere aarck engilum ariyo..?
Tintumon
:
Yes Miss, Rathinirvedham..!!
706 : How Osam Bin Laden Died
Tintumon
:
Imagine.. Nee ninte 3 Bharyamaarumaayi oru Veettil Kazhiyunnu Ennu. 5 Kollamaayi Nee purathu pokaarillennu koodi Imagine Chey..
Aarumon
:
Entammo.. Aalochikkane vayya..Athilum Bedham
Chaavunnatha
Tintumon
:
Appo Oru Kaaryam Urappayi.. Osama Bin Laden US Sena ye vilichu varuthiyatha..!
705 : Truth behind American Names
Aarumon
:
Endhada ee Americackarude name ellam
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON
ennoke idunnadhu...?
Tintumon
:
Allengil ammamarku orma kittilla..idhu aarudeyokke son aanennu…adhalle avidathe sthidhi…!!
704 : B F C D
Teacher
:
A B C D parayu..
Tintumon
:
A,E,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,
O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Teacher
:
Appol B F C D evide poyi..?
Tintumon
:
Kochu kalli…chodhikumennu enickariyaarnu..bagil und…!!
Monday, June 20, 2011
703 : Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon
Dundumon
:
Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon
Tintumon
:
Great, now we just need to carry ROYAL STAG and chips with us...!!
Saturday, June 18, 2011
702 : 7th sense
In an interview
Interviewer
:
How many senses does a man have...?
Tintumon
:
5 Sir..!!!
Interviewer
:
Sorry kid , There is a 6th sense also, thats Common sense which you don't seem to have..!
Tintumon
:
Sir, There is a 7th sense also, Thats Non-sense which you are Talking now..!!
701: Truth About Good Girls
Tintumon's findings about Good Girls
1. Good girls are Not good looking.
2. Good looking girls are Not good girls.
3. Good looking & good girls are not single.
4. Good looking, good girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.
5. Good looking, good girls, single without brothers will treat you as her brother.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
700 : What is Love
Tintumon in the LKG class
Pinkumol
:
What is love..?
Tintumon
:
Love is like a chuchu in the pant...Others can only see it and only i can feel it..!!
699 : Suraj Venjharamood: The president of Amma
Dundumon
:
Suraj Venjharamood Ammayude president aayaal aadyam cheyyunna kaaryam enthaayirickum..?
Tintumon
:
'
Amma
'
yude peru maati
'
Thalle
'
ennaackum..!!
698 : Where you can double your money instantly
Tintumon
:
Where you can double your money instantly..?
Aarumon
:
Some money chain program..?
Tintumon
:
But that will not happen instantly
Aarumon
:
Then no idea dear
Tintumon
:
Infront of a Mirror..!!
697 : Where do you find lot of cities without a single House
Tintumon
:
Where do you find lot of cities without a single House..?
Aarumon
:
Its not possible, tell if you can
Tintumon
:
In a Map..!!
696 : Where does Monday comes before Sunday
Tintumon
:
Where does Monday comes before Sunday..?
Aarumon
:
I dont know, you tell
Tintumon
:
In a Dictionary...!!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
695 : English Coaching under Obama
Tintumon was sent to USA to learn English under Obama
After 3 months His father called Obama and asked
:
Is Tintumon learning English well...?
Obama
:
Nadakkillaa Aliyaa...!!!
694 : How to get Balance
Bus Conductor
:
Kambiyil Pidicho, Allenkil Balance Kittilla.
Tintumon
:
Kambiyil Pidichalum illenkilum balance thannillel thaan vivaram ariyum
Saturday, June 11, 2011
693 : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?
Pinkumol
:
Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?
Tintumon
:
Boys
Pinkumol
:
Why boys...?
Tintumon
:
Because girls never help unknown boys but boys are always ready to help unknown girls..!!
Friday, June 10, 2011
692 : White sari & Black Sari
Two ladies we talking; one was wearing a black sari and the other a white sari
Tintumon
:
Why are you wearing White and Black saries..?
Black sari Lady
:
My husband's hair is completely black thats why
White sari Lady
:
My husband's hair is completely white thats why
Tintumon
:
Ningalude bharthaackanmaarude mudi mothamayi kozhinjhu kazhiyumbhol enne kaanaan varane..Please..!!
691 : Vasco Da Gama
Teacher
:
Vasco Da Gama kappalirangiya sthalam Ethu..?
Urackathilayirunnu Tintumon pettennu eneetu ninnit paranjhu
Tintumon
:
Aduckala
Teacher
:
Njan enthaa chodhiche..?
Tintumon
:
Vaasuvinte Amma Kappa puzhungunna sthalam
Thursday, June 9, 2011
690 : Best and Worst Photos of a Man
Tintumon
:
Where will you find the Best and Worst Photos of a Man..?
Aarumon
:
I dont know
Tintumon
:
Best Photo in the Facebook profile and the worst photo in Voter's ID Card
689 : The Luckiest Husband in the World
Dundumon
:
Who is the luckiest husband in the World..?
Tintumon
:
Kanimozhi's Husband
Dundumon
:
Why..?
Tintumon
:
214 Crores in the Bank and Wife in the Jail...!!
688 : Biology and Sociology
Teacher
:
Define Biology and Sociology
Tintumon
:
If new born baby looks like his father its Biology and if he looks like his neighbour that is called Sociology..!!
687 : Baby Diploma
Tintumon Chechiyude Kuttiye Kalippikunnu
:
Mone Diplomae..oodi vaadaa
Athu Kandu ninna Tintuvinte Friend
:
Diplomayo.?
Athenth Pera da..?
Tintumon
:
Aa Ariyilla, Chechi "Diplomayum Konde Varu.." Ennum Paranj Banglorinu Poyatha., Vannappo Konduvannatha ee irikunna item..!!
686 : What do you like the most in me
One day Tintumon's wife asked him
:
What do you like the most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body..?
Tintumon looked at her from head to toe and told
:
Your sense of Humour..!!
685 : Moral of the Story
Teacher
:
One day a girl asked her boyfriend
Girl
:
What will you do if I die..?
Boy
:
I will live happily for the rest of the life
Next day the girl committed suicide with a note saying
'I will do anything for your happiness'
Teacher
:
What is the moral of the story..?
Tintumon
:
Never Joke with brainless girls..!!
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