Thursday, May 20, 2010

225 : Swagam And Naragam


Teacher : Enthanu SWARGAM?
Tintumon : American Salary, British Home, Chinese Food & Indian Wife.

Teacher : Enthanu NARAKAM?
Tintumon : American Wife, British Food, Chinese Home & Indian salary

224 : Heart Attack


Teacher :If your Dad earned Rs 1 lakh and gave half to your mother, then what will she get?

Tintumon :
She will get a HEART ATTACK....

223 : Children's Day and Valentine's Day


Teacher : November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu...??

Tintumon : February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu...!!

222 : Socialism


Tintumon's Socialism .

Tintumon : I Love You..!

Teacher: Nee thallukollum

Tintumon: "Njan paranjal thallukollum.. Chacko mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!

Ithano socialism??"

221 : Tintumon Fit Aayaal


Tintumon shappil ninnum varumbol pettennoru idiminnal...

Fit aaya Tintumon odayil veenu...  

Deshyathode Minnalinodu : Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukkunnoda pulle...

220 : Drink coffee and Sleep or


Tintumon and Tintumol are discussing

Tintumol : if i drink coffee, i can't sleep....!!!!

Tintumon : with me it’s the opposite...if i sleep i can’t drink coffee....

219 : An Apple a day


Teacher : An apple a day
keeps Doctor away
Tintumon : If the Lady Doctor is 'cute'
Throw the apple away...!

218 : After 10 what...?


The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three...?”

“Four,” answers Tintumon.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers Tintumon.

“Very good,” says the teacher.

“Your father did a very fine job.What comes after ten....?”

“A jack,” answers Tintumon.

217 : Successful in Bed


Tintumon sends a telegram to his girlfriend’s father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:

“uncle, your daughter has been successful in BED.”