539 : How Many Chidren : Best Answer

  

 

Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked

Student : How many children do you have...?

 

Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23

 

Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!

Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle

   

 

English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!

 

Students : Yes teacher

 

Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!

 

537 : Snake Bite

 

 

Aarumon : Ninte bharyaye paamp kadichu..!!

Tintumon : Sherikkum kadichathaavilla....!!

Aarumon : Pinne...?

Tintumon : Visham theernnappo paamp recharge cheythathavum...!!

 

536 : Marriage Month

   

Dundumol : What is the best month to get married..?

Tintumon : Octembruarember

Dundumol : Don`t be silly man, there`s no such month.

Tintumon : Exactly..!!